BREAKING: Suburban protesters demanding figgy pudding and won’t go ‘until we get some’
Several suburbs across the metropolitan area have been besieged by live action role-players protesting seemingly
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Millions of liberals are shocked that Trump is still your president
Millions of liberals across the country awoke to terrifying news after a night of drunken
Santa Claus hopes to make it down 50% more chimneys after a year on keto diet
Claus has been very effective at his annual gift-giving spree Christmas Eve, but this year
Elizabeth Warren will wear scarf drenched with the blood of aborted fetuses to her inauguration
Massachusetts senator and Democrat presidential contender Elizabeth Warren told a crowd during a campaign stop
BREAKING: Google office quarantined after employee accidentally wished a “Merry Christmas”
The Google Headquarters in Mountain View, California shut down Monday after a delivery man cheerfully
BREAKING: Nadler rushed to hospital for heart attack; cured by loosening belt buckle
Representative Jerrold Nadler who has been a key player in the impeachment of Donald Trump
BREAKING: Dozens of activists die of asphyxiation while holding breath to fight climate change
Led by Green New Deal coauthor and scientific mastermind Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, hundreds of climate activists
Khan promises to ban knives ‘harder’ after latest London knife attack
London Mayor Sadiq Khan has promised to ban knives harder after the latest terrorist knife
Ruth Bader Ginsburg to video conference next Supreme Court sittings from 7th Circle of Hell
Supreme Court Associate Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg will video conference into the next few sittings
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