Hollywood mental hospitals overrun after Trump doesn’t die from COVID
The list goes on and on… celebrity meltdowns overloading hospitals on both coasts. Being called
Health
Trump slammed for unauthorized restroom visit at Walter Reed
BETHESDA,MD–President Trump was slammed recently due to his unauthorized restroom visit as a COVID-19 patient
BREAKING: Trump refuses to denounce white blood cell supremacy during COVID bout
BETHESDA, MD–President Trump has refused to denounce his white blood cell supremacy in the fight
Mike Pence gets millions of atheists to pray to God he becomes president
WASHINGTON DC—Vice President Mike Pence‘s theocratic dictatorship is nearly complete. One of the final pieces
Cuomo invites Trump and Melania to 5-star NY nursing home after testing positive for COVID
ALBANY, NY—In an act of undeniable compassion, Governor Cuomo has reached out to President Donald
BREAKING: Biden pulls out of debates unless they provide several nap breaks
CLEVELAND—US Presidential Candidate Joe Biden says he won’t debate President Trump unless there are ample
I faked COVID and had the best 14 days of the pandemic. You should too.
I didn’t plan on defrauding my boss, my colleagues or my family. But one day
BREAKING: Dems decriminalize necromancy to bring back Ruth Bader Ginsburg from the dead
WASHINGTON DC—Democratic lawmakers met today in an “emergency” meeting in order to arrange and pass
Bidet 2020: When Crazy People Took All the Toilet Paper
Yes, we made a sweatshirt (and other swag):
Arsonist changes name to ‘Climate Change’ so that people can say Climate Change causes wildfires
PORTLAND, OR—An arsonist who has started several fires in Oregon and California has legally changed
