Florida man dies from COVID-19 minutes after dying in a car accident
Evidence is beginning to mount that young and healthy people can contract COVID-19 and die from the horrifying disease. Florida...
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BREAKING: Congressional Democrats produce enough hot air to qualify as ventilators
Ventilators. Ventilators. Ventilators. If anyone has not heard that word less than a thousand times over the last several weeks...
Breaking: New Orleans Coronavirus outbreak caused by Popeye’s new fried bat combo
Upping the ante in the Chicken flame wars, Popeye’s released their boldest meal to date. Playing off of the Corona...
Bill Gates donates 10000 Windows 10 ventilators to NYC but patients are getting blue screen of death
Microsoft founder and former CEO Bill Gates is donating 1,000 Windows 10 ventilators to New York City amid the COVID-19...
Cuomo: ‘We didn’t prepare for an emergency because we didn’t know when we’d have one’
There is a word in the English language that the Boy Scouts have used for years that you won't hear...
Ruth Bader Ginsburg says she can violate COVID-19 quarantine because she’s ‘already dead’
The coronavirus outbreak has forced numerous gyms across the country to close, but Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg's says that she...
STUDY: Women named Karen derive 83% of life satisfaction from telling people to stay home during COVID crisis
WASHINGTON—In a shocking new CDC study, researchers have found a correlation between being named Karen and deriving an inordinate amount...
Modern medicine’s answer to COVID-19: Medieval quarantine
Every single hour new restrictions are being put in place for the sensationalized COVID-19 crisis. The UK has just considered...
Realtors in NYC begin selling ventilator time-shares
It does appear that there are a few truly blazing hot spots where COVID-19 is thriving. Elmhurst Queens, Downtown New...
POLL: Most people unimpressed with their 30-day free trial of Communism
A poll conducted by the Pew Pew Institute shows that a majority of Americans are unimpressed with their 30-day free...
