In abundance of caution, local teen cancels cleaning her room for one month amid outbreak
People are getting serious about coronavirus by closing everything and postponing everything else. Local teen, Abigail Martin has decided that...
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Democrats rally around coronavirus as their best bet to beat Trump in 2020
Democrats around the country are celebrating the death and economic destruction of the novel coronavirus (COVID-19) as their best bet...
NYC to shut off power in ‘a couple places’ to ensure enough people are panicking during outbreak
New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio said that his office is on 'a war footing' with the effort to...
Newly released Tom Brady called in to deflate the coronavirus and render it harmless
Who doesn't remember 'Deflategate'? If you don't, that's when the New England Patriots were accused of lowering the pressure in...
Coronavirus finally defends itself: ‘Killing people is only 3% of what I do’
In a surprise press conference, the notorious Coronavirus, which has causes so much death and destruction over the course of...
Pope Francis says coronavirus is retribution for inadequate transgender bathrooms
Pope Francis has been a pretty busy fella these days. Italy is inundated with COVID-19, the crematoriums are now offering...
POLL: Coronavirus exposure preferable to exposure to Joe Biden
Over the last few weeks, GT has sent dozens of reporters around this wonderful country of ours to see if...
Bernie demands inept government that flubbed COVID-19 response take over entire healthcare system
Democratic socialist presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders has been extremely critical of the governmental response to the coronavirus outbreak and the...
BREAKING: Democrats outlaw coronavirus; Trump mad he didn’t think of that
The Democrat National Committee or DNC, has been successful in stealing a primary election from the honest communist Bernie Sanders...
Quarantined elderly dying of dust inhalation as they start house-cleaning out of boredom
The CDC now recommends all people over 65 remain homebound until the CoronaCrisis is over. These are neither disabled nor...
