Elon Musk’s Mars volunteer list overwhelmed by Dutch Puritans trying to leave the planet
HAWTHORNE, CA- Elon Musk has announced that Space X will no longer be taking volunteers for the first voyage to...
Health
To aid coronavirus testing, Nancy Pelosi asks all Americans to send a stool sample to her office
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi says, "There is not a day to lose," in this fight against the dreaded...
Democrats across nation hold candlelight vigils to pray for a really bad recession
Every day we are told our financial system is about to collapse, there will be at least 20 percent and...
OPED: How dare spring breakers ignore the mass hysteria about a disease that won’t hurt them?
The geniuses that America's schools and colleges have produced have decided to ignore the doom and gloom and mass hysteria...
STUDY: Panic over COVID-19 has killed more people than the virus itself
Something unusual is going on with the talking heads these days regarding COVID-19. We understand that people on these so-called...
In abundance of caution, local teen cancels cleaning her room for one month amid outbreak
People are getting serious about coronavirus by closing everything and postponing everything else. Local teen, Abigail Martin has decided that...
Democrats rally around coronavirus as their best bet to beat Trump in 2020
Democrats around the country are celebrating the death and economic destruction of the novel coronavirus (COVID-19) as their best bet...
NYC to shut off power in ‘a couple places’ to ensure enough people are panicking during outbreak
New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio said that his office is on 'a war footing' with the effort to...
Newly released Tom Brady called in to deflate the coronavirus and render it harmless
Who doesn't remember 'Deflategate'? If you don't, that's when the New England Patriots were accused of lowering the pressure in...
Coronavirus finally defends itself: ‘Killing people is only 3% of what I do’
In a surprise press conference, the notorious Coronavirus, which has causes so much death and destruction over the course of...
