BREAKING: California Governor Gavin Newsom calls for ‘coronavirus sanctuaries cities’
California Governor Gavin Newsom has called for cities in his state to welcome coronavirus sufferers as a way to make...
Health
BREAKING: Bernie will ‘save billions eliminating food stamps’ by eliminating food
Democratic socialist presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has been criticized for his expensive government program proposals, but he also has plans...
Buttigieg eats grapefruit by stabbing it with scissors and vacuuming the contents out with a straw
SOUTH BEND, IN – Pete Buttigieg came under criticism by pouncing Republicans this week after it was discovered he has...
BREAKING: CDC recommends breathing masks at Bernie rallies to prevent spread of deadly socialism
As the deadly socialism pandemic spreads across the globe, the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has issued...
BREAKING: Trump permanently quarantines entire state of California as protective measure
Not long after CDC officials urged Americans to prepare for coronavirus outbreaks that will almost certainly begin to spread nationwide,...
AOC demands neighbor’s Toyota Corona be quarantined while awaiting test results
Coronavirus is upon us. The mortality rate of up to 2 percent in healthy individuals and up to 30 percent...
FNC reporter asks Pelosi what finger she would use for Bernie’s rectal while assigning Superdelegates
We are all concerned about Bernie Sanders's health since he had a recent heart attack and is closing in on...
BREAKING: Mayor Pete comes out as a straight black man just in time for South Carolina primary
The Iowa Caucus results are in. Mayor Pete won, maybe, but Genesius Times wanted to know his next move and...
Dozens throw themselves under Bernie Sanders Mardi Gras float to donate life insurance check to campaign
It's happening just like in India where worshipers throw themselves under the wheels of the Juggernaut cart in fits of...
Electric chair routinely used on staff discovered in Amy Klobuchar’s senate office
It's a rather poorly kept secret that Senator Amy Klobuchar has been downright abusive to her staff for years. Her...
