BREAKING: Biden refuses to eat his Jell-O until debt ceiling is raised
WASINGTON, DC – In an effort to break the impasse surrounding debt ceiling negotiations, President Biden today announced a hunger...
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Biden executive order punishes parents who don’t chop off the arms of kids who identify as T-Rex
WASHINGTON, DC–President* Joe Biden signed legislation yesterday that criminalizes parents who don't chop off the arms of their children who...
Target to mandate sex transitioning for all employees and customers
Target was the first company to 'whip it out' so to speak and declare it would allow its transgender employees...
Biden fitted with anti-sniff cone to protect children
WOONSOCKET, RI—Students at Woonsocket Elementary rejoiced as President Biden arrived for his latest unity speech to berate half the country...
Biden Reveals He’s ‘Lack Toast and Tolerant’
WASHINGTON, DC—President Biden revealed today that he only drinks lactaid milk because he’s “lack toast and tolerant.” “I’m lack toast...
Senator John Fetterman back to work while recovering at Walter Reed
WASHINGTON, DC—Senator John Fetterman (D-PA) was back at work Monday at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center. The images show Fetterman...
BREAKING: Fauci denies crazy conspiracy theory that there was a pandemic
WASHINGTON, DC—After evidence has surfaced proving that Dr. Anthony Fauci was responsible for funding the Wuhan lab from which SARS-CoV-2...
BREAKING: Buttigieg surveys Ohio train disaster site in full Medieval armor
Former mayor and current Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg made headlines recently when he was spotted wearing an unusual form...
Fetterman hospitalized for extreme depression after learning he’s a Democrat
It's well known that Senator Jon Fetterman suffered a tragic brain injury during his 2022 campaign, which resulted in a...
The Latest Trend in Detox: Eating Dirt
Are you tired of drinking green juice and eating only kale for your detox? Say goodbye to bland and boring...
