Arsonist changes name to ‘Climate Change’ so that people can say Climate Change causes wildfires
MAUI, HI—An arsonist who has started several fires in Hawaii, Oregon, and California has legally changed his name to "Climate...
Health
Mattel releases Booster-Shot Barbie complete with Guillain-Barre paralysis!
2022 is a big year for Barbie who is covering all sorts of new ground including the vax-positive "Booster Shot Barbie"...
BREAKING: Biden officially stops gain-of-function experiment funding to Wuhan lab that never happened
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has made a bold move to halt funding for something that never even happened. In a...
Biden silences critics with a vigorous bike ride in a Burley
In a bid to silence his critics and prove that he's fit as a fiddle, President Joe Biden has taken...
Gov Hochul urges New Yorkers to protect themselves from Canadian fire smoke by ‘getting vaccinated now’
NEW YORK—In an unexpected twist, New York Governor Kathy Hochul has unveiled a groundbreaking strategy to protect New Yorkers from...
BREAKING: Mayor Adams bans Canadian wildfire smoke from New York City
NEW YORK—In a bold move to protect the lungs of New Yorkers, Mayor Eric Adams has announced a groundbreaking ban...
BREAKING: Biden refuses to eat his Jell-O until debt ceiling is raised
WASINGTON, DC – In an effort to break the impasse surrounding debt ceiling negotiations, President Biden today announced a hunger...
Biden executive order punishes parents who don’t chop off the arms of kids who identify as T-Rex
WASHINGTON, DC–President* Joe Biden signed legislation yesterday that criminalizes parents who don't chop off the arms of their children who...
Target to mandate sex transitioning for all employees and customers
Target was the first company to 'whip it out' so to speak and declare it would allow its transgender employees...
Biden fitted with anti-sniff cone to protect children
WOONSOCKET, RI—Students at Woonsocket Elementary rejoiced as President Biden arrived for his latest unity speech to berate half the country...
