Don Jr. moving up in Democratic primary polls
We all know by now that the Democrats have an enthusiasm gap that widens daily. Presidential candidates drop out two...
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Bernie Sanders selects Bernie Madoff as running mate, citing experience in Ponzi schemes
Democratic socialist senator and presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has selected his running mate: convicted white collar criminal Bernie Madoff, citing...
Bernie furious Bloomberg is using his own money to buy votes instead of other people’s money like him
Democratic socialist front runner Bernie Sanders is fuming that Michael Bloomberg is using his own money to buy votes instead...
Hillary throws a $1 million party for herself on Presidents Day
Hillary Clinton is convinced that she's president of the United States of America and to prove it she used some...
Pete Buttigieg takes sexy selfie at mass grave for South Bend abortion victims
Pete Buttigieg took time out of his busy presidential campaign yesterday to flash a peace sign and smirk on a...
New Hampshire celebrates socialist Bernie’s primary victory with a parade and a famine
Though the final vote might have been closer than he liked, democratic socialist Bernie Sanders is the projected winner of...
Nation’s brooms glad to finally be recognized for their other talents
BALTIMORE MD—Broom Union Representatives from the Maryland Broom Company are marking yesterday as a historic day for the broom community....
Biden gets huge turnout in New Hampshire by showing Trump rally on big screen
The New Hampshire rally for Joe Biden's presidential campaign got a huge turnout when they decided to show the nearby...
To avoid more election confusion, DNC will release New Hampshire primary results ahead of actual vote
In an attempt to avoid the chaos that occurred in Iowa, which resulted in two days without a declared winner,...
Feud intensifies as Trump bashes Pelosi with folding chair on House Floor
Many thought that after President Trump ignored Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi's handshake and then Pelosi tore up her...
