Adam Schiff declares Elise Stefanik out of order for the rest of her life
In another effort to continue the impeachment process of Donald J Trump, United States Congressman Adam Schiff has declared that...
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BREAKING: Two Epstein prison guards scheduled to be suicided tomorrow
Two correctional officers who were responsible for guarding Jeffrey Epstein when he killed himself in his New York jail cell...
Chik-fil-A gives into pressure groups; will stop serving delicious chicken and slaughter its mascot cows
In a shocking turn of events Chik-fil-A has given into pressure-groups and will stop serving delicious chicken with a smile....
Ocasio-Cortez finally agrees: ‘Einstein didn’t kill himself’
First-term firebrand Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has come out in support of what many are calling obvious truth: "Einstein didn't kill...
BREAKING: California fights arson by banning semiautomatic matches
Following a horrific wave of wildfires in the state including a devastating one in Santa Clarita caused by arsonists, California...
Schiff: ‘Did I say Trump colluded with Ukraine? I meant Kazakhstan’
After a disappointing first week of impeachment hearings for the Democrats in which no witnesses provided any proof of wrongdoing,...
AOC says she was ‘just kidding about that Green New Deal stuff’ as she cranks the heat up to 72°
US Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has been making the case for reducing fossil fuels use and reducing one's carbon footprint. But...
Ukraine repays ‘Friend of the State’ Joe Biden with new coin
Amidst controversy regarding the Donald Trump impeachment, the Republic of Ukraine has honored the long-time "Friend of the State" Joe...
Schiff begins impeachment hearings to figure out why he’s holding impeachment hearings
Rep. Adam Schiff kicked off the long-awaited impeachment hearings today in order to figure out why he's holding the impeachment...
Buttigieg wants to replace ‘bigoted, patriarchal’ standard alphabet with gay one
Pete Buttigieg has spent some time thinking on how to strengthen the intersectional structures largely absent in the lives of...
