Mueller indicts himself for obstruction in obstruction hearing
Special Counsel Robert Mueller "testified" today at the House Judiciary Committee hearing, incriminating himself as a complete bumbling partisan hack....
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BREAKING: Bernie 2020 campaign viciously attacked by law of economics
The Bernie Sanders 2020 presidential campaign was viciously attacked yesterday by a masked assailant that appeared to be a law...
Joe Biden joins Area 51 raid to ‘spread compassion’ to aliens
Despite protests by the #metoo movement of illegal aliens holed up in Area 51, presidential hopeful and serial hair-sniffer Joe...
POLL: Steaming Pile of Crap leads 2020 Democrats by 7 points
A steaming pile of feces is hanging on to the top spot in the Democratic primary field, leading his nearest...
Megan Rapinoe talks about what it was like growing up as Desmond is Amazing
Megan Rapinoe is the leader of the US Women's National Soccer Team and she just led them to their second...
Ocasio-Cortez horrified by new detention facilities popping up everywhere
After being horrified by the ICE detention facility parking lot last year, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has been stricken with PTSD...
AOC cries bigotry: Only old white men invited to Epstein island
It has been a rough week for AOC. First, a bunch of Russian Trump supporters illegally immigrated into the country...
California votes to secede, join Mexico; rest of US pretty much okay with that
After agreeing to pay for illegal immigrant's health care, the California government has decided to just secede and join Mexico...
Nike to make only satin jerseys because cotton reminds Kaepernick of slavery
BEAVERTON, OR—Nike is making waves once again this month in effort to appease their sponsored celebrity/unemployed backup quarterback, Colin Kaepernick....
Dems change tune on immigration after thousands of Russian Trump supporters pour into Alaska
Democrats have changed their tune on immigration. They're now endorsing stricter immigration policies and a border wall around Alaska after...
