BREAKING: Supreme Court Rules Constitution is Constitutional
WASHINGTON, DC—In the case of The Constitution v. Itself, the Supreme Court ruled that the Constitution is constitutional. “We were...
Politics
10 Ways to Figure Out if Joe Biden Fabricated a Story from Thin Air
Joe Biden lies a lot. Like a ton. Like maybe even more than Trump, which is saying something. But how...
United States Military to Stop Fighting All Wars to Combat Climate Change
UNITED STATES—Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin announced today that the United States military will no longer directly engage in any wars...
Tucker Carlson gives touching tribute to one of America’s greatest leaders Adam Kinzinger
Try not to ball your eyes out crying at this touching send off! https://rumble.com/embed/v1yevca/?pub=w2au8
BREAKING: Justin Trudeau wins local drag queen contest without even trying
OTTAWA—Justin Trudeau made a guest appearance at a local Drag Queen contest. He walked on the stage for, all glitz...
BREAKING: Sam Bankman-Fried has tragically died in a plane crash tomorrow
NEW YORK—In a shocking coincidence, Sam Bankman-Fried, the man who used stolen crypto funds to donate to Democratic Party candidates,...
BREAKING: Matt Damon has died
You will be missed!
Trump Releases List of Possible Cabinet Members If He’s Reelected President
Even though there’s plenty of time until the next presidential election, former President Trump released a list of possible cabinet...
Pete Buttigieg caught unloading private jet from transport jet en route to Climate Conference
LONDON—President Biden’s Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg was accused by critics of attempting to stage a photo op on Saturday after...
BREAKING: Musk releases laptop with pics of him smoking crack, laundering cash & sex trafficking minors to ensure FBI won’t investigate him
US—In a brilliant pragmatic move, Tesla and Twitter CEO Elon Musk has released a laptop full of evidence of him...
