Politics

Biden assures everyone we’ll be able to celebrate July 4th by year’s end

Rafi Metz March 12, 2021 0

WASHINGTON, DC—President Biden offered some crucial guidance earlier today on how to safely celebrate the upcoming holidays over the course...

Biden promises to briefly release citizens from lockdown on 4th of July for good behavior

Exavier Saskagoochie March 12, 2021 0

WASHINGTON, DC—For the one-year anniversary of "15 Days to Flatten the Curve", President Biden promises to release the citizens of...

BREAKING: White House schedules Biden’s first State of the Union speech for shortly after he dies

Exavier Saskagoochie March 11, 2021 0

WASHINGTON, DC—The White House has scheduled President Biden's first State of the Union speech to be delivered to a joint...

OP-ED: Cuomo should resign for sexual misconduct only if another 10,000 accusers come forward

Rafi Metz March 11, 2021 0

You’re probably very familiar by now with the recent scandal that’s been plaguing NY Gov. Andrew Cuomo over the past...

Biden approval rating surges after he’s replaced with a cardboard cutout of himself

Exavier Saskagoochie March 10, 2021 0

US—President Biden's approval rating has surged after he was replaced with a cardboard cutout of himself yesterday. The move came...

Dems celebrate ‘Make Women History’ Month through sex-selective abortion rights

Exavier Saskagoochie March 9, 2021 0

WASHINGTON, DC—Democrats celebrated "Make Women History" Month by promoting the elimination of all women through sex-selective abortion and other progressive...

Biden signs executive order banning all viruses and diseases on Earth

Rafi Metz March 8, 2021 0

WASHINGTON, DC—In what many are hailing as nothing short of a miracle, President Biden signed an executive order today banning...

AOC orders her steaks medium because large steaks aren’t eco-friendly

Exavier Saskagoochie March 8, 2021 0

BROOKLYN—Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) does not mess around when she goes out to eat. She is fully masked and she...

Biden ends all racism by renaming The White House ‘Privileged House’

The Lonely Rogue March 6, 2021 0

WASHINGTON, DC—The Harris-Biden-Pelosi administration has officially renamed the obviously racist White House "Privileged House" following a national poll. “Yes, it’s...