Cuomo invites Trump and Melania to 5-star NY nursing home after testing positive for COVID
ALBANY, NY—In an act of undeniable compassion, Governor Cuomo has reached out to President Donald Trump and First Lady and...
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Senator Feinstein, Amy Coney Barrett seen thrift store shopping together, snag retro Halloween costumes
Supreme Court nominee, Amy Coney Barrett says she and Senator Feinstein ran into each other at the Buffalo Exchange thrift...
BREAKING: Trump hasn’t denounced white supremacy in last 6.2 seconds
(FOX NEWS) President Donald Trump has not denounced white supremacy in the last 6.2 seconds, which clearly means that he...
Harris/Biden campaign releases substitute list for Joe Biden for next debate
You can suggest your own substitutes for Sleepy Joe in the comments below After not quite defeating Donald J Trump...
Chris Wallace replaced by mother of toddlers in next presidential debate
CLEVELAND—After an utter failure of moderator Chris Wallace to control the first presidential debate, organizers have replaced him with someone...
Debates spark run on Biden look-alike puppies at kennels and pounds across America
“There is never going to be enough to fill the demand. At least until after the election,” Gillian Jacoby of...
Sweet Meteor O’Death surges in the polls after dismal presidential debate
CLEVELAND—The inanimate celestial body Sweet Meteor O'Death, which will be passing by Earth shortly before the US presidential election surged...
Biden falls asleep while Trump argues with moderator during first debate
CLEVELAND—President Trump came out swinging in the first presidential debate of 2020 but focused most of his attention on the...
Biden accidentally brings wooden paddle to knife fight
The first 2020 Presidential debate is Tuesday, September 29 at 9, Eastern and the 'guys' just can't wait. President Trump...
BREAKING: Amy Barrett caught sneaking into Supreme Court, eating cereal
WASHINGTON DC—Amy Coney Barrett is up to her 'high jinx' again. Caught sneaking into the Supreme Court room by the...
