Breaking: Biden picks Kamala Harris to creepily sniff for the next three months
The decision is in! Finally. After months of painstakingly waiting the senile old vice president cum presidential hopeful picked his...
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Biden decides Kamala Harris is ‘black enough’ to be his running mate
Joe Biden has finally decided Kamala Harris "black enough" to be his running mate for the 2020 presidential election. Biden...
Biden demands to know who he’s going to pick for VP
WASHINGTON DC—Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden has demanded to know who he's going to pick for his vice presidential...
HEARTWARMING: Young man comes out to parents
Here is a heartwarming video of a young man coming out to his parents. Be brave young people! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6e7LBmUUCo
Governing bodies promise to only censor you if you’re wrong
WASHINGTON--Members of Congress have passed a bill during a daytime meeting and somehow, every member of congress voted in favor...
BREAKING: Biden supporters make off with millions in loot in rallies across Chicago
CHICAGO—COVID-19 restrictions didn't stop supporters for presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden from making off with millions of dollars in...
Biden sad no popcorn appeared after pushing ‘popcorn’ button on microwave
WASHINGTON DC—Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden is furious after realizing his microwave is nothing but a foghorn-blowin' trolley jumper....
Fauci to lead new COVID Inquisition Panel
The United States Supreme Court today has ordained that any mention of the malaria cure known as Hydroxychloroquine curing someone...
Texas Governor sets up ‘Wall of Moms’ to keep Californians out of the state
“A great idea is a great idea!” Texas governor Greg Abbott shouted as he watched the “wall of moms” separate...
Biden: ‘If you don’t vote for me, you ain’t dead’
US—The DNC launched a new campaign to increase one of their most dependable voting demographics: the dead. "Vote for Joe...
