Politics

CNN: Trump promises peaceful transition of power, just like Hitler

Rafi Metz January 12, 2021 0

(CNN) President Trump has officially promised a peaceful transition of power, just like Hitler. I’m actually being dead serious about...

BREAKING: Trump says he won’t leave White House because of ban on evictions

Exavier Saskagoochie January 12, 2021 0

WASHINGTON, DC—President Trump issued a statement saying that he won't leave the White House next week when his term ends...

Biden orders pen and phone so he can bypass Congress just like Obama

Rafi Metz January 12, 2021 0

WASHINGTON, DC—Now that Congress has officially certified the stolen election and Joe Biden will be the next president of the...

AOC demands Biden’s concentration camps use 100% renewable energy

Exavier Saskagoochie January 11, 2021 0

WASHINGTON, DC—US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has publicly demanded that President-elect Joe Biden's concentration camps set to open January 21...

BREAKING: Biden promises jail time for everyone who voted for Trump

Exavier Saskagoochie January 11, 2021 0

WASHINGTON, DC—President-elect Joe Biden has issued a statement declaring everyone who voted for Trump a "domestic terrorist" and promising jail...

BREAKING: Twitter CEO caught shooting messenger pigeons sent by the Trump Team

Exavier Saskagoochie January 10, 2021 0

NEW YORK--Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey was caught shooting messenger pigeons being send by the Trump Team at Trump Tower. The...

Communist nations offer advice to US citizens transitioning to a Banana Republic

Bubbaken Managua January 10, 2021 0

It appears that with the takeover of the Presidency by Joe Biden and Willie Brown's girlfriend, the democrat party running...

Biden taps Zuckerberg and Dorsey to head new Ministry of Truth Department

Googly McMooglyface January 9, 2021 1

U.S.—After Facebook C.E.O. Mark Zuckerberg and Twitter C.E.O. Jack Dorsey removed President Trump from their social media platforms, President Elect...

Biden finally finishes reading governing instruction manual 1984

Exavier Saskagoochie January 9, 2021 0

WASHINGTON, DC—President-elect Joe Biden has finally finished reading the bestselling governing how-to manual "Nineteen Eighty-Four" and has already started implementing...