25k National Guard troops for inauguration will be Joe Biden’s largest crowd ever
WASHINGTON, DC—As many as 25,000 National Guard personnel are pouring into Washington, DC to enhance security for Wednesday's presidential inauguration,...
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In genius move, Trump puts all of Congress in maximum security federal prison for last act as president
WASHINGTON, DC—In a move that some are calling the most ingenious political maneuvers of all time, President Donald Trump has...
BREAKING: Biden proposes raising minimum wage to $1,000,000 an hour
WASHINGTON, DC—President-Elect Joe Biden announced today that on day one of his presidency, he’ll pass an executive order raising the...
BREAKING: Walls work now
WASHINGTON, DC—After years of telling people that walls do not work to keep people out of the United States, Democrats...
BREAKING: Biden to build wall along entire coastline to fight rising sea levels
Washington, DC—Joe Biden signaled that the environment will be at the heart of the next administration as he unveiled a...
BREAKING: New York sues Trump for making America too great
NEW YORK—New York Attorney General Letitia James announced today that once Trump leaves office, she’ll be launching a criminal investigation...
Antifa disappointed they won’t have any fascists to protest after Trump leaves
WASHINGTON, DC—Black Lives Matter and Antifa are disappointed over not having any excuses to riot once Trump leaves office. “I’m...
BREAKING: Democrats promise to not steal anymore elections once they have all the power
WASHINGTON, DC—Congressional Democrats have officially promised to not steal anymore elections once they have all the power. "We pinky swear...
BREAKING: Trump hasn’t condemned violence in last 3.4 seconds
(CNN) President Donald Trump has not denounced violence in the last 3.4 seconds, which clearly means that he supports a violence insurrection...
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez suggests nuking sun at night when it’s colder to fight climate change
NEW YORK CITY—Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez took the internet by storm today when she suggested that the federal government should nuke...
