BREAKING: House halts funding vote due to water main leak
WASHINGTON, DC—The U.S. House of Representatives hit the brakes on its long-awaited vote to end the 43-day government shutdown Wednesday...
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BREAKING: Wolf Wins Election With Huge Sheep & Chicken Vote
In what can only be described as animals gone wild, the wolf has won election to rule the farm. The...
Deep Thoughts by AOC Episode 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFoOcDfHbH8 🌀 Deep Thoughts by AOC — Episode 1 Step into the shimmering world of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s consciousness, where ideas...
Statue of Liberty gets makeover after New York elects first communist Muslim mayor
NEW YORK—New York City’s iconic Statue of Liberty has been draped in a colossal burka following the election of the...
BREAKING: Wars Breakout All Over Hell As Dick Cheney Welcomed In
HELL—In a development that has even the most jaded demons reaching for their pitchforks, Hell descended into unprecedented chaos this...
OBAMA: ‘Blacks MUST vote for other Blacks unless they disagree with my politics’
Op Ed by Barack H. Obama As we stand on the precipice of another pivotal election—yes, even in off-years like...
Trump Dedicates White House ‘Ball’room to Michelle Obama, Cites Bipartisan Appeal
Washington, D.C. – In a bid for what he termed "finally some positive press – believe me, it's overdue," President...
Thousands of Muslims Flock to America to Enjoy the Exquisite Torment of Systematic Islamophobia
In a stunning reversal of historical migration patterns, thousands of Muslims from war-torn, dictator-ruled, or simply boring countries have begun...
Critics worried about Trump’s 70-story White House glow up
Washington, D.C. — In a move that has left architectural purists and budget hawks clutching their artisanal coffee mugs, President-elect...
Communism Only Killed 100 Million People. It’s Time We Give It Another Try.
NEW YORK—Listen up, New Yorkers: I know the headlines are screaming about Zohran Mamdani's double-digit lead in the mayoral polls,...
