Gaza goat population explodes as Trump ends condom giveaway
Gaza City - In a surprising turn of events, Gaza's goat population is set to undergo a significant boom, following...
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Media horrified as Trump replaces literal gaslight Press Secretary with an actual human who answers questions
WASHINGTON, DC—President Donald Trump has decided to replace the infamous gaslight, which had served as an unconventional press secretary for...
BREAKING: Mexican President to Trump: ‘How dare you send back all those migrants who help your economy so much!’
MEXICO CITY - In a fiery display of diplomatic audacity, Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum has publicly lambasted President Donald Trump...
BREAKING: Democrats demand that Trump stop deporting their voters
WASHINGTON, D.C. -The Democratic Party has issued an official demand to President Donald Trump, urging him to halt the deportation...
BREAKING: Christine Blasey-Ford reveals Kash Patel & Tulsi Gabbard raped her in 7th grade
CALIFORNIA—In a startling new development, Christine Blasey-Ford, who previously testified during the contentious 2018 Supreme Court confirmation hearings of Brett...
AOC horrified by new ICE detention facilities popping up everywhere
After being horrified by the ICE detention facility parking lot last year, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has been stricken with PTSD...
BREAKING: Trump repeals 21st Amendment, replaces all alcohol with Diet Coke
WASHINGTON DC—In a move that has left the nation both parched and puzzled, former President Donald Trump, now serving his...
BREAKING: ‘Walls are un-Christian’ says Pope Francis from inside his walled fortress
VATICAN CITY – Speaking from the safety of the Vatican's towering walls, Pope Francis delivered a powerful sermon this week,...
BREAKING: Mitch McConnell blinks twice to indicate his no vote for Pete Hegseth
WASHINGTON, DC—In a historic moment that left the Senate chamber in a state of confusion, former Senate Majority Leader Mitch...
51 Former Intelligence Officers: ‘Claiming we said Hunter’s laptop was Russian disinformation is Russian disinformation’
WASHINGTON, DC—Fifty-one former intelligence officers have come forward with a jaw-dropping revelation: the claim that they claimed that the Hunter...
