Biden executive order punishes parents who don’t chop off the arms of kids who identify as T-Rex
WASHINGTON, DC–President* Joe Biden signed legislation yesterday that criminalizes parents who don't chop off the arms of their children who...
WASHINGTON, DC–President* Joe Biden signed legislation yesterday that criminalizes parents who don't chop off the arms of their children who...
I don't know who needs to hear this but the Texas legislature just passed a law that bans people from...
WASHINGTON, DC—Department of Justice special counsel John Durham, who has been examining abuses during the Russia investigation, has successfully secured...
WOONSOCKET, RI—Students at Woonsocket Elementary rejoiced as President Biden arrived for his latest unity speech to berate half the country...
NEW YORK—Following a rash of shark attacks that have plagued American beaches this summer, activists are calling for renaming great...
In a stunning turn of events, President* Joe Biden has defied critics who claim he is too old for the...
In a stunning display of self-awareness, woke virtue signalers across the nation are rushing to get their hands on the...
ATLANTA—In a desperate attempt to boost their ratings, CNN has announced that they will be foregoing all other programming and...
Javier Castellano, jockey for the Kentucky Derby winner Mage, has declined an invitation to the White House, saying, "If I...
CHICAGO—In a press conference earlier today, outgoing Mayor Lori Lightfoot of Chicago made a public statement directed towards Texas Governor...