Politics

Illegal Alien Who Killed 3 in Illegal U-Turn in Florida Surges to Top of 2028 Democratic Presidential Polls

Exavier Saskagoochie August 20, 2025 0

In a plot twist that reads like a rejected Hollywood script, Harjinder Singh, an undocumented immigrant who scored a California...

BREAKING: Sadiq Khan Bans Assault Bacon in London, Declares City ‘Safe for Muslims’

Exavier Saskagoochie August 20, 2025 0

LONDON—Mayor Sadiq Khan has announced a city-wide ban on "assault bacon," declaring it a public safety hazard and a bold...

Gavin Newsom Unveils New Gerrymandered California Map in Response to Texas Redistricting

Jeremy Spoken August 14, 2025 0

SACRAMENTO—In what experts are calling “an ambitious and geographically aggressive” countermeasure, California Governor Gavin Newsom today unveiled a newly drawn...

Experts blame climate change for making them use cloud-seeding tech to cause massive flooding throughout US

Exavier Saskagoochie August 14, 2025 0

NEW YORK—Government officials have blamed climate change for making them use cloud-seeding technology to cause massive flooding throughout the United...

BREAKING: Trump buys Ukraine, renames it ‘MyKraine’ in unprecedented peace deal

Gumpers August 13, 2025 0

ALASKA—In what international analysts are calling “either the boldest diplomatic breakthrough of the century or a high-profile real estate closing,”...

If you don’t want to be raped or murdered in your city, you’re probably a Nazi

Mx. Sandra Chou, PhD. PhD. August 12, 2025 0

In these perilous times, when the siren song of “safety” lures the unwary toward authoritarianism, a chilling trend has emerged:...

BREAKING: Trump orders nuclear strike on DNC headquarters in effort to ‘clean up DC’

Exavier Saskagoochie August 12, 2025 0

WASHINGTON, DC—In an unprecedented and shocking move, President Donald Trump authorized a low-yield nuclear strike on the Democratic National Committee...