Dwayne Wade proud to let his 12-year-old ‘live out his truth’ as a Pterodactyl
Retired NBA star Dwayne Wade remembers exactly what his 12-year-old son said when he came out as transpecies. "We was...
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Iran employs long-range Lockheed Martin Gaydar as Buttigieg climbs in the polls
Everyone is well aware of the murderous Islamic thugs who identify, torture and eventually kill gay and lesbian people living...
Nation’s brooms glad to finally be recognized for their other talents
BALTIMORE MD—Broom Union Representatives from the Maryland Broom Company are marking yesterday as a historic day for the broom community....
With climate activists refusing to have children, experts predict critical shortage of child climate activists within 12 years
GLASGOW, UK - The world's elite are gassing up their Gulfstreams in preparation for this year's Climate Summit. Millions of...
Source of coronavirus now confirmed to be John Bolton’s moustache
The CDC, after sending hundreds of its own investigators to China, has finally uncovered the so-called Index Case and source...
6 Troubling White Nationalist Symbols Hidden Within The New Space Force Logo
The Anti-Defamation League is sounding the alarm over secret Nazi imagery they have discovered hidden within President Trump’s new Space...
School admins worried about increase in mass literacy, overall decency among homeschool kids
WASHINGTON, DC—Officials from the American Federation of Teachers and the Common Core Initiative have released a troubling report that paints...
Susan Collins, Mitt Romney, and Lisa Murkowski have declared themselves trans-partisan extraterrestrials
In a stunning revelation just leaked to Genesius Times undercover agents, Senators Lisa Murkowski, Mitt Romney, and Susan Collins have...
Modelo, the maker of Corona denies initiating the spread of Coronavirus
Grupo Modelo, the company that manufactures Corona and Corona Light, is in a fight for its very existence today. Genesius...
Urban Dictionary to add 347,823 new non-binary pronouns in 2020 in order to alleviate confusion
In a stunning revelation, the New Urban Dictionary is about to reveal almost 350,000 new Woke non-binary pronouns simply because...
