BREAKING: COVID-19 is CIA plot to inject Tom Hanks’s blood into every American through vaccine
Genesius Times investigative reporters have discovered the truth about the coronavirus pandemic. The entire crisis has been designed to instill...
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Gates hopes his coronavirus vaccine is as effective as the flu shot so we can keep deaths below 60k a year
Microsoft founder and global depopulation pusher Bill Gates said that he hopes, "my coronavirus vaccine that he's working on will...
CDC: Americans should prepare for a second wave of inflated COVID death statistics
Even before the first phase of scary sensationalism about the COVID-19 pandemic has run its course, scientists are warning about the...
Experts ‘pretty sure’ they got it right this time
Coronavirus Task Force experts Dr. Tony Fauci and Dr. Deborah Birx in conjunctions with The Centers for Disease Control and...
BREAKING: Fauci saw his shadow so there will be 6 more weeks of quarantine
No one can question the veracity of the predictions from the US health experts like Dr. Tony Fauci, because science....
Joe Biden offers to donate brain to science but science rejects it as ‘Potential Spam’
Good old Uncle Joe Biden has virtually disappeared from sight as we battle COVID-19. Is this by accident? Hell no....
Wildlife reclaiming parks during lockdown: ‘The brontosauruses have quadrupled’
YOSEMITE NATIONAL PARK—Usually, when you drive through Yosemite Village, you have a tough time not running over gnarly rock climbers...
STUDY: Women named Karen derive 83% of life satisfaction from telling people to stay home during COVID crisis
WASHINGTON—In a shocking new CDC study, researchers have found a correlation between being named Karen and deriving an inordinate amount...
BREAKING: Bars can stay open during outbreak as long as they only serve cocktails with hand sanitizer
With distilleries shifting production to the hot black market hand sanitizer trade, it got mayors and governors across the country...
15-person coronavirus task force recommends gatherings of no more than 10 people
The 15-person White House coronavirus task force urged Americans to avoid groups larger than 10 people in a newly aggressive...
