Millions of children thank COVID-19 for getting them out of sitting with creepy bunnies this year
Millions of children around the country and indeed the world are thanking COVID-19 for getting them out of sitting with...
Stories
Hundreds get alcohol poisoning playing the White House COVID-19 Press Brief Drinking Game
Everyone is homebound. Well almost. After taking some walks, binge-watching every Netflix series ever produced since 1950, and buying enough...
Puzzled rancher wonders why coastal elites won’t just leave their cities and take up farming
It has been a whirlwind month for the Midwestern rancher, Arthur Worchestire. First he was told he would literally die...
Baby Boomer complains about selfish millennials while singlehandedly bankrupting Social Security
Waa waa waa, whines the Baby Boomer as he watches coverage of Spring Break play out in Florida. Certain of...
Netflix to donate $100,000,000 to Hollywood’s poorest millionaires
Poor Hollywood. They just can't catch a break these days. Movie ticket sales were already down this year and with...
US supermarkets looking to buy empty shelves from Venezuela
The stories of empty grocery shelves around the country are legion. People fighting over paper products, fresh meats, rice, and...
STUDY: Panic over COVID-19 has killed more people than the virus itself
Something unusual is going on with the talking heads these days regarding COVID-19. We understand that people on these so-called...
Quarantined elderly dying of dust inhalation as they start house-cleaning out of boredom
The CDC now recommends all people over 65 remain homebound until the CoronaCrisis is over. These are neither disabled nor...
BREAKING: Trump administration to tap the nations ‘Strategic Toilet Paper Reserves’
Oil is indeed the lifeblood of any nation. As the world is gripped by coronavirus the price of oil has...
Lori Loughlin caught cheating on coronavirus test
The SAT cheating scandal seems like it's in the rearview mirror these days. Most of the accused have pled to...
