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Iran employs long-range Lockheed Martin Gaydar as Buttigieg climbs in the polls

Justin Case February 12, 2020

Everyone is well aware of the murderous Islamic thugs who identify, torture and eventually kill gay and lesbian people living...

Clintons launch new furniture store: ILKEEYA

Justin Case February 12, 2020

Since Hillary Clinton's loss, the Clinton foundation has been burning through cash without very many new donors. A new income...

To avoid more election confusion, DNC will release New Hampshire primary results ahead of actual vote

Bubbaken Managua February 6, 2020

In an attempt to avoid the chaos that occurred in Iowa, which resulted in two days without a declared winner,...

BREAKING: Hillary Clinton admits servers for Iowa caucus located in Chappaqua

Justin Case February 4, 2020

Genesius Times breaking news reporter, Imonit Ritenow, has uncovered stunning secret documents and satellite images. They reveal Democrat-run servers being...

Warren wears her ancestral headdress while vowing to criminalize election ‘disinformation’

Exavier Saskagoochie January 29, 2020

Wearing a Native American headdress, Democratic Sen. Elizabeth Warren promised Wednesday not to spread fake news online in a tweet...

Susan Collins, Mitt Romney, and Lisa Murkowski have declared themselves trans-partisan extraterrestrials

Justin Case January 29, 2020

In a stunning revelation just leaked to Genesius Times undercover agents, Senators Lisa Murkowski, Mitt Romney, and Susan Collins have...

Pentagon replaces go-to torture waterboarding with endless video of Adam Schiff speeches

Exavier Saskagoochie January 24, 2020

The Pentagon has replaced their former go-to torture method, waterboarding, with endless video recordings of Representative Adam Schiff speeches. The...