STUDY: Exactly zero people give a shit about what Bill Gates thinks about coronavirus
A new study by the Pew Pew Center shows that exactly zero people throughout the world give a shit about...
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Bill Gates donates 10000 Windows 10 ventilators to NYC but patients are getting blue screen of death
Microsoft founder and former CEO Bill Gates is donating 1,000 Windows 10 ventilators to New York City amid the COVID-19...
STUDY: More satire sites get their news from Genesius Times than any other source
More satire sites get their news from Genesius Times than any other source, a new study in the prestigious Annals...
BREAKING: Pelosi ensures every American will get ‘Mark of the Beast’ in new coronavirus relief bill
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi announced her plan to send relief money to every American affected by government's restrictions...
Democrats promote book-burning as an alternative to fossil fuels
Climate Change, Global Warming, Greenhouse Gas Effect, Doomsday Apocalypse, etc. The best way to know something is total BS is...
Greta Thunberg introduces her zero-emissions car with tailpipes on the inside
There are just so many ways to fight climate change and every day new solutions seem to be popping up....
REPORT: Baby Boomers are converting to PDF more than any other religion
A new report by AARP shows that Baby Boomers are converting to PDF more than any other religion. "A friend...
BREAKING: Trump stops tweeting; CNN shuts down, Dems call it quits
The entire world is familiar with President Trump's Tweets. They are the daily fodder for virtually every media outlet. On...
Electric chair routinely used on staff discovered in Amy Klobuchar’s senate office
It's a rather poorly kept secret that Senator Amy Klobuchar has been downright abusive to her staff for years. Her...
Satan opens 10th circle of Hell where all you do is install car seats in minivans all day
In an ongoing effort to increase the misery of millions of damned souls, Satan has announced a brand new, more...
