REPORT: Baby Boomers are converting to PDF more than any other religion
A new report by AARP shows that Baby Boomers are converting to PDF more than any other religion. "A friend...
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BREAKING: Trump stops tweeting; CNN shuts down, Dems call it quits
The entire world is familiar with President Trump's Tweets. They are the daily fodder for virtually every media outlet. On...
Electric chair routinely used on staff discovered in Amy Klobuchar’s senate office
It's a rather poorly kept secret that Senator Amy Klobuchar has been downright abusive to her staff for years. Her...
Satan opens 10th circle of Hell where all you do is install car seats in minivans all day
In an ongoing effort to increase the misery of millions of damned souls, Satan has announced a brand new, more...
Hero of the Christian faith writes ‘Soli Deo Gloria’ after all his inane Facebook posts
PHOENIX, AZ—Barnabas White, a local 13-point Calvinist from Sola Scriptura Veritas Ordo Salutis Church in Phoenix Arizona is wowing both...
Pete Buttigieg takes sexy selfie at mass grave for South Bend abortion victims
Pete Buttigieg took time out of his busy presidential campaign yesterday to flash a peace sign and smirk on a...
Iran employs long-range Lockheed Martin Gaydar as Buttigieg climbs in the polls
Everyone is well aware of the murderous Islamic thugs who identify, torture and eventually kill gay and lesbian people living...
Clintons launch new furniture store: ILKEEYA
Since Hillary Clinton's loss, the Clinton foundation has been burning through cash without very many new donors. A new income...
To avoid more election confusion, DNC will release New Hampshire primary results ahead of actual vote
In an attempt to avoid the chaos that occurred in Iowa, which resulted in two days without a declared winner,...
BREAKING: Hillary Clinton admits servers for Iowa caucus located in Chappaqua
Genesius Times breaking news reporter, Imonit Ritenow, has uncovered stunning secret documents and satellite images. They reveal Democrat-run servers being...
