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Pope Leo clarifies: Christ didn’t go to Hell after being crucified; He went to Portland

Exavier Saskagoochie April 4, 2026 0

Vatican City — In a surprise clarification issued from the Apostolic Palace on Holy Saturday, Pope Leo XIV has revised...

Iranian President Clarifies: That Whole ‘Death to America’ Was a Misunderstanding; ‘We Really Meant Health to America!’

Exavier Saskagoochie April 1, 2026 0

Tehran, Iran – In a stunning diplomatic pivot that has left international observers reaching for their calendars to confirm it’s...

France To Advise Iran On How To Surrender With Dignity

Robert L. Peters, Jr. March 23, 2026 0

Paris, France — In a bold diplomatic initiative that has left international observers alternately baffled and unsurprised, President Emmanuel Macron...

Trump Appoints Afroman Chief Negotiator in Iran Conflict to Deploy Custom Diss Tracks in Bid to Force Regime Surrender

Exavier Saskagoochie March 20, 2026 0

WASHINGTON, DC—In a personnel decision described by White House officials as “unconventional but tremendously effective,” President Donald Trump today appointed...

Local men dominate International Women’s Day celebration

Exavier Saskagoochie March 8, 2026 0

SPRINGFIELD — In a display of what organizers described as “unprecedented solidarity and lived experience,” this year’s International Women’s Day...

WATCH: Fat Gun: Doughboy

Exavier Saskagoochie March 5, 2026 0

Fat Gun: Doughboy is a political documentary that follows the bizarre and covert diplomatic mission known only as Operation Doughboy—an...

BREAKING: Khamenei meets 72 virgins after he dies

Jeremy Spoken March 2, 2026 0

TEHRAN—In a development sources close to paradise are calling “mildly disappointing yet entirely predictable,” former Iranian Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei...