Satan follows Big Tech’s lead, bans Trump from Hell
HADES—Today, Satan tweeted out that, effective immediately, Trump and his supporters will be banned from
HADES—Today, Satan tweeted out that, effective immediately, Trump and his supporters will be banned from
WASHINGTON, DC—At 5AM Eastern Time today President-Elect Biden issued another executive order, declaring the Philadelphia
UNITED STATES—In today’s edition of the former newspaper New York Times Nobel Prize winning-economist Paul
FOREST MOON—A teary-eyed Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) on Monday recounted the horrifying events during the
McALLEN, TX—A migrant caravan from Africa and Central America is heading for the United States
THE BORDER—The great humanitarian Joe Biden has overturned the horrible Trump immigration policy of “kids
PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA—Anthony Fauci saw his shadow Tuesday, predicting six more weeks of quarantine. No one
WASHINGTON, DC—In a show of foreign policy muscle, President Joe Biden threatened to stop the
A poll conducted by the Pew Pew Institute shows that a majority of Americans are
STOCKHOLM—The Nobel Committee has proven that they are not racist by giving the Nobel Peace