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Trump Officially Renames Canada ‘Snow Mexico’

Exavier Saskagoochie August 30, 2026 0

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump on Sunday signed an executive order directing federal agencies to stop calling Canada “Canada” and...

‘You can’t just change the name of a lake and expect it to be different in reality’ says Sally (formerly called Steve)

Jeremy Spoken August 29, 2026 0

ROCHESTER, N.Y. — A newly prominent commentator on geographic nomenclature said Saturday that President Trump’s executive order redesignating Lake Ontario...

Harry and Meghan Acquire New Wardrobe for Return to UK

Jeremy Spoken August 21, 2026 0

MONTECITO — Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have purchased an entirely new wardrobe in preparation for their anticipated return to...

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Decide to Return to Being Oppressed in British Royal Palace

Exavier Saskagoochie August 20, 2026 0

WINDSOR — Prince Harry and Meghan Markle announced Wednesday that they have elected to return to the British Royal Palace...

It’s Last Chance for Iran Day…Again

Exavier Saskagoochie August 5, 2026 0

WASHINGTON — Diplomats and officials confirmed this week that the United States and its partners have once more reached the...

Khan promises to ban knives ‘harder’ after latest London knife attack

Exavier Saskagoochie August 5, 2026 0

London Mayor Sadiq Khan has promised to ban knives harder after the latest terrorist knife attack in London. "Killing people...

Spain’s Border Czar Kamalita Harrisquez Declares Border “Secure,” Confirms She Has Not Visited Europe

Robert L. Peters, Jr. July 31, 2026 0

MADRID — Spain’s newly appointed Border Czar, Kamalita “Kamalito” Harrisquez, on Thursday firmly rejected claims that the country is being...

Europe Horrified That Attacker Wasn’t CIS White Man

Exavier Saskagoochie July 27, 2026 0

EUROPE—Officials, media commentators, and progressive advocacy groups reacted with visible dismay this week after authorities confirmed that the individual responsible...