BREAKING: Soleimani was killed by copy of massive 2,313-page omnibus spending bill, not drone strike
The attack on Traveling Poet and Iranian General Solemani was not a traditional “missile attack” according to a new dossier...
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Activists take break from destroying Civil War statues to condemn Trump’s call to destroy Iranian cultural sites
Activists across the country took a break from vandalizing and destroying Civil War statues to condemn President Trump's tweet about...
Deceased Iranian General Soleimani surges into 4th place in Democratic primary race
Relatively unheard of outside of intelligence circles, deceased Iranian General Qassem Soleimani has surged into 4th place in the national...
CNN devastated to learn Trump didn’t start World War III after all
CNN is collectively devastated after US President Donald Trump has said Iran "appears to be standing down" after it targeted...
BREAKING: Photo evidence of Iran launching missiles toward US base in Iraq released
WASHINGTON DC—The Pentagon has released photographic evidence of the launch of ballistic missiles from Iran that targeted a US military...
BREAKING: France has just surrendered to Iran and US
As tensions continue to rise following a missile attack by Iran toward a US military base in Iraq, France, which...
Arsonists blame climate change for making them set hundreds of fires in Australia
Several certifiably woke celebrities used their platform at the Golden Globes to fight climate change, which had clearly caused the...
Omar: ‘It’s time for America to choose: are you with the terrorists or the peaceful Iranians?’
US Representative Ilhan Omar (D--MN) took time out of mourning the death of a mass murderer to chastise Americans torn...
Iran threatens to hate America twice as much as they already did after Soleimani killing
Iran has threatened to hate America twice as much as they already did following the drone strike that took out...
BREAKING: Democrats furious that Trump used the powers they expressly gave him
Democratic lawmakers are furious that President Donald Trump has used the executive war powers that they expressly gave him to...
