Mexican government hires Beto to confiscate all the drug cartel guns
MEXICO CITY—Last week, hundreds of gunmen from the Sinaloa cartel overpowered military forces in fighting that killed at least a...
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Trump nixes carbon offsets; demands Californians buy Stupidity Offset Credits instead
WASHINGTON—The Trump administration filed suit October 23rd to shut down California’s emissions-trading market, which is supposed to limit air pollution through...
BREAKING: Trump to build border wall around liberal New Mexico
The impenetrable border wall will be making a massive detour around New Mexico this winter as President Trump has unilaterally...
Breaking: Fed-up Catholic throws Billy Idol into Tiber
It all started in a Vatican prayer garden where a service was held that reached its crescendo at participants bowing...
Democrats furious over Trump’s dangerous and reckless Middle East cease-fire
President Trump declared Thursday "a great day for civilization" as Vice President Mike Pence and Secretary of State Mike Pompeo...
BREAKING: Congress votes to protect Syria’s border but not the US border
In a bipartisan vote, the US House of Representatives voted to reject President Trump's removal of US troops from the...
LeBron honored on latest Chinese Yuan currency
LeBron James's week is getting better after an awful week last week. He scored a multimillion dollar endorsement with Bootlicker...
AOC: ‘If Trump sanctions Turkey it could ruin Thanksgiving’
US Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has spoken out about President Trump's Turkey-Syria policy. She said, "If Trump sanctions Turkey in retaliation...
Migrants protest ‘racist’ Indigenous Peoples’ Day in Europe
Migrants across Europe protested Indigenous Peoples' Day set to coincide with the celebration in the United States. According to authorities,...
BREAKING: ABC releases new footage of Turks bombing Kurds in Syria
Following a horrific video of Turkish forces bombing helpless innocent Kurdish rebels in Northern Syria, sophisticated news outlet ABC have...
