Virginia Dems send in Beto O’Rourke to confiscate guns in 2nd Amendment sanctuaries
RICHMOND, VA— Democratic lawmakers on Capitol Hill say local police who do not enforce gun control measures likely to pass in...
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Greta screams at volcano recklessly violating climate change regulation
Just a day after Time Magazine named her "Person of the Year," Greta Thunberg was fighting climate change, this time...
Santa Claus hopes to make it down 50% more chimneys after a year on keto diet
Claus has been very effective at his annual gift-giving spree Christmas Eve, but this year may be the best year...
Greta Thunberg has been named Time’s Puppet of the Year for 2019
16-year-old Swedish environmental activist Greta Thunberg has been named Time's Puppet of the Year for 2019. The magazine said that...
BREAKING: First living turd named Time Person of the Year
Chet, climate activist abd Congress's first living turd, has been name Time Magazine's Person of the Year for 2019. "He...
Khan promises to ban knives ‘harder’ after latest London knife attack
London Mayor Sadiq Khan has promised to ban knives harder after the latest terrorist knife attack in London. "Killing people...
After Harris’s departure, only 174 Democratic candidates left in the 2020 race
Following the departure of Kamala Harris from the 2020 Democratic presidential race, there are just 174 officially announced candidates left...
Biden hires Jar Jar Binks as new speech writer
In an effort to stay relevant with the people he hopes to command as president, Democratic front runner Joe Biden...
London’s Khan bans fire extinguishers and narwhal tusks after they were used to stop terror attack
London Mayor Sadiq Khan has banned all fire extinguishers and Narwhal tusks after two civilians used the devices to stop...
Democrats fly dozens to Spain to learn about how to pollute less
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi announced Saturday that she will fly a squadron of Democratic lawmakers to the United Nations conference on how...
