Nike introduces new Chinese ad campaign
Not a company that seeks to avoid controversy, Nike has introduced a new ad campaign to back its socio-political overlords...
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Greta Thunberg to Nobel Committee: ‘How dare you not give me the Peace Prize’
Greta Thunberg was incensed at not being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for her emotional complaining about the weather. After...
Anti-war liberals furious Trump isn’t going to war
WASHINGTON - In a rare show of bipartisanship, the top anti-war liberals joined with blood-thirsty conservatives to condemn President Donald...
Climate protestors force traffic jams full of idling cars to protest CO2 emissions
Across Canada, traffic was stopped early Monday morning by activists taking part in a global climate protest. The group heading the...
San Francisco to celebrate Indigenous Peoples’ Day by sacrificing scores of people to climate god
Everyone already knows that Columbus was a literal Hitler from the 15th century and that all woke people celebrate Indigenous...
Hannibal Lecter named new spokesperson for the Climate Strike
After thoughtful consideration, the climate change movement, dedicated to preventing a global catastrophe at any cost, has named Hannibal Lecter...
Trump calls for investigation into the Schiff investigation of the Trump investigation about the Biden investigation
President Trump announced Thursday that he was calling for an investigation into the investigation called for by Rep. Adam Schiff...
Russia to launch investigation to determine if any Democrats have ties to United States
Officials at the top of Russian government have launched an investigation to determine if anyone in the Democratic Party has...
Breaking: Pope Francis endorses Elizabeth Warren for President
Not one to shy away from political discourse, Pope Francis has thrown his hat—er headdress—into the discussion of who will...
BREAKING: Dems move to impeach Trump for exposing a crime and elect the man who committed the crime
Speaker Nancy Pelosi announced on Tuesday that the House would initiate a formal impeachment inquiry against President Trump for exposing a crime. At...
