Someone from the “Hate Has No Home Here” crowd just tried to kill another person again 
BREAKING: People who have been calling for violence targeting Trump for 10 years ‘shocked’ of all the violence targeting Trump 
Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg Files Charges Against Trump for Surviving Another Assassination Attempt 
US facing ‘massive shortage’ of conspiracy theories as all of them have come true 
Stephen Colbert becomes neo-Nazi to garner funds from Southern Poverty Law Center 
BREAKING: Violent hate speech rampant on Twitter just hours after Elon Musk’s takeover
SILICON VALLEY, CA—Just hours after International Man of Mystery Elon Musk's takeover of the bastion of progressive propaganda Twitter, violent...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
Biology is bigotry. No one is born a woman.
This is science people. The billboard clearly shows what is obvious to all of us with three doctorates in gender...
Free speech is rooted in oppression
It's clear to everyone and anyone with at least one masters degree in queer studies or lesbian dance theory that...
Fetterman shows off new ‘I ❤️ Fracking’ tattoo
After a dismal debate performance in which Pennsylvania Senate candidate Jon Fetterman made a half-hearted attempt to sway voters with...
CNN: SUV found guilty on all accounts in mostly peaceful Waukesha parade accident
WAUKESHA, WI—A Wisconsin SUV accused of driving through a crowd at the 2021 Waukesha Christmas parade was found guilty Wednesday....
BREAKING: Fetterman invites Biden on campaign trail to make him look good
PENNSYLVANIA—Pennsylvania Democrat and U.S. Senate Candidate John Fetterman, became the first candidate in his party to ask President Biden for...
Support for Biden surges among vampires after he announces plan to blot out the sun
WASHINGTON, DC—The Biden Administration announced plans this week to halt climate change by blocking out the sun, and SuperPAC Vampires for an...
AOC: ‘We can seriously reduce crime if we just legalize shoving people onto subway train tracks’
NEW YORK—The epidemic of people shoving other people onto train tracks in New York subway stations has gotten the attention...
Dr. Evil sues Alex Jones for $Gazillion Bajillion
AUSTIN- Supervillain Dr. Evil's legal team announced a new lawsuit against Alex Jones seeking a gazillion bajillion dollar settlement.Dr. Evil...
