Nick Saban urges Senate to save college football by returning to paying players under the table
Trump Confirms Reflecting Pool Filled With 100% Ethically-Sourced Liberal Tears
BREAKING: Trump’s Refurbished Reflecting Pool Mysteriously Reflects Only His Face
BREAKING: Becerra Rockets to Top of California Gubernatorial Polls After Debuting Nazi Tattoo
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BUCHAREST—All sex trafficking charges against former MMA fighter and TikTok influencer Andrew Tate and his brother have been dropped after...
A brave unknown soldier (pictured above) jumped on a pile of Russian fentanyl to save his fellow soldiers. He will...
US—Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell joined the Democrats in passing a funding bill which narrowly averted the Congress being fiscally...
US—The Texas border town of El Paso has asked to join the African country of Egypt in order to quality...
WASHINGTON, DC—US President* Joe Biden reminded Ukraine President* Volodymyr Zelensky that "Nothing is free, kid," during a photo op at...
WASHINGTON, DC—Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi is mad as hell after Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky gave her a Ukrainian...
US—Congress is poised to pass an historic omnibus spending bill with $1.7 Trillion in new debt. While people like Senator...
WASHINGTON, DC—In the case of The Constitution v. Itself, the Supreme Court ruled that the Constitution is constitutional. “We were...
Joe Biden lies a lot. Like a ton. Like maybe even more than Trump, which is saying something. But how...
UNITED STATES—Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin announced today that the United States military will no longer directly engage in any wars...
