Someone from the “Hate Has No Home Here” crowd just tried to kill another person again 
BREAKING: People who have been calling for violence targeting Trump for 10 years ‘shocked’ of all the violence targeting Trump 
Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg Files Charges Against Trump for Surviving Another Assassination Attempt 
US facing ‘massive shortage’ of conspiracy theories as all of them have come true 
Stephen Colbert becomes neo-Nazi to garner funds from Southern Poverty Law Center 
Democrats push Jim Crow 3.0 laws after ‘Jim Crow 2.0’ resulted in record Black voter turnout
US—Democrats are considering Jim Crow 3.0 legislation after being horrified to see 'Jim Crow 2.0' resulted in record Black voter...
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BREAKING: NYC celebrates Hochul election by shoving 329 more people onto subway tracks
NEW YORK—New York Gov. Kathy Hochul is projected to win the state’s gubernatorial race, and New York is celebrating in only a way...
BREAKING: Pennsylvania elects first brain-dead Senator
PENNSYLVANIA—In a major defeat for ableism, voters of the Keystone State have elected the first braindead person to Senate, doubling...
BREAKING: White House denies that denying election wins by election deniers is election denial
WASHINGTON, DC—White House Press Secretary Karen Jean-Pierre said that the Biden administration denies that denying election victories of election deniers...
Winner of $2.04 Billion Powerball jackpot announced after technical glitch
US—A single ticket sold in California has won a world record $2.04 billion Powerball jackpot, the Powerball committee declared following...
BREAKING: Officials may need weeks after election to determine how much they need to cheat
US—Results for the highly anticipated midterm elections may not come for days, or weeks, after voting concludes — and that's not a...
Kathy Hochul named U-Haul’s #1 salesman for 2022
NEW YORK—U-Haul has named Governor Kathy Hochul the #1 salesman of the year. It’s not just a few Upper West...
BREAKING: Thousands of liberals hospitalized with severe exposure to free speech on Twitter
US—Hospitals across the country have recently been inundated with patients who have been exposed to a new threatening exposure to...
VIDEO: Flags fall at Fetterman rally
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To atone for Kyrie Irving’s antisemitism, the NBA mandates each team start at least 1 Jewish player
US—The National Basketball Association is reeling after star player Kyrie Irving posted a link to an antisemitic video. To make...
