Someone from the “Hate Has No Home Here” crowd just tried to kill another person again 
BREAKING: People who have been calling for violence targeting Trump for 10 years ‘shocked’ of all the violence targeting Trump 
Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg Files Charges Against Trump for Surviving Another Assassination Attempt 
US facing ‘massive shortage’ of conspiracy theories as all of them have come true 
Stephen Colbert becomes neo-Nazi to garner funds from Southern Poverty Law Center 
Here Are Other Times Biden Recalled Stories That Never Happened
President Biden has this strange tendency of recalling stories that never actually happened. No one’s exactly sure what processes are...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
BREAKING: Americans plead Putin not to nuke Washington DC until Congress is back in session
WASHINGTON, DC—As world superpowers hurtle toward nuclear war, a Pew Pew Institute poll shows that Americans would prefer that Russian...
Top Ten Signs Your House Will Be Raided By the FBI
Are you a conservative patriot who loves this country and everything it stands for? Then you better watch out, because...
White House Clarifies Biden’s ‘Where’s Jackie?’ Remark: ‘He Was Talking About Jackie Chan’
Last week, Joe Biden asked at the White House Conference on Hunger, Nutrition, and Health if Jackie Walorski, (R-Indiana), who died...
Louisiana man whose skin turned black from antidepressants is offered full ride to Harvard
A caucasian man's skin has turned black after a mystery reaction to a commonly prescribed anti-depressant. Harvard has since given...
QUIZ: Caused by Hurricane Ian or by Democrats?
Hurricane Ian destroyed much of the western coast of Florida but was it as bad as Democrats? Test your knowledge!...
BREAKING: Biden promises to help those hit by Hurricane Ian by giving $13 billion more to Ukraine
WASHINGTON, DC—After Historic Hurricane Ian devastated the West coast of Florida, President* Joe Biden said that he will do everything...
AOC: ‘If the recession is so bad why are all my friends in DC getting so rich?’
WASHINGTON, DC—Friends, I had another deep thought that I’d like to share. Lots of capitalist monsters try to say that...
BREAKING: Nord Stream pipeline has information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton
BERLIN—The Nord Steam pipeline, widely known to have colluded with Russia, has reportedly overhead important information that certainly will lead...
CNN: How Trump’s white supremacy caused Hurricane Ian
Hurricane Ian is the most racist hurricane in recent memory and, according to documents discovered during the FBI raid of...
