Bernie declares eating $6.2 million duct-taped bananas a human right to be paid for by government 
Jaguar introduces new car to match its new ad campaign 
BREAKING: I was raped by whoever Trump selects for one of his cabinet positions 
BREAKING: Elon Musk buys MSNBC to constantly air video of Alex Jones giving Morning Joe and Mika noogies 
CNN: Startled by Loud Noises, President Kennedy Trips and Falls in Limousine 
Newsom baffled a state that encourages illegal immigration isn’t obeying his ‘stay at home’ order
California Governor Gavin Newsom is vexed that no one in his state is obey his "stay at home" order after...
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Baby Boomer complains about selfish millennials while singlehandedly bankrupting Social Security
Waa waa waa, whines the Baby Boomer as he watches coverage of Spring Break play out in Florida. Certain of...
BREAKING: Bars can stay open during outbreak as long as they only serve cocktails with hand sanitizer
With distilleries shifting production to the hot black market hand sanitizer trade, it got mayors and governors across the country...
Netflix to donate $100,000,000 to Hollywood’s poorest millionaires
Poor Hollywood. They just can't catch a break these days. Movie ticket sales were already down this year and with...
US supermarkets looking to buy empty shelves from Venezuela
The stories of empty grocery shelves around the country are legion. People fighting over paper products, fresh meats, rice, and...
To save lives, Newsom will execute anyone who leaves their house during COVID-19 quarantine
California is now living its first full day under some of the most wide-reaching measures in the country, aimed at halting the...
Chik-fil-A drive through to provide coronavirus testing; expect to have 300 million tested before lunch
The extraordinarily fast and efficient Chik-fil-A drive through across the nation is contributing its system in the fight against coronavirus...
Elon Musk’s Mars volunteer list overwhelmed by Dutch Puritans trying to leave the planet
HAWTHORNE, CA- Elon Musk has announced that Space X will no longer be taking volunteers for the first voyage to...
To aid coronavirus testing, Nancy Pelosi asks all Americans to send a stool sample to her office
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi says, "There is not a day to lose," in this fight against the dreaded...
Democrats across nation hold candlelight vigils to pray for a really bad recession
Every day we are told our financial system is about to collapse, there will be at least 20 percent and...
