BREAKING: Trump finishes insurrection started 4 years ago by becoming president again 
BREAKING: Biden issues comprehensive list of everyone involved in federal crimes 
BREAKING: AOC claims she was nearly raped by Trump’s inauguration ceremony 
BREAKING: Biden pardons several ‘totally innocent’ people for crimes they didn’t commit 
BREAKING: Biden pardons all criminals except cute old grandma who waved flag in Capitol Jan 6 
Heroes who kill babies for money condemn people for risking others’ lives to reopen economy
In these trying times, Democrats need a hero. The Democrat presidential nominee Joe Biden appears to be a senile rapists...
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Experts ‘pretty sure’ they got it right this time
Coronavirus Task Force experts Dr. Tony Fauci and Dr. Deborah Birx in conjunctions with The Centers for Disease Control and...
Blue state governors promise to briefly release citizens from lockdown on 4th of July for good behavior
Nothing lets the veil slip to reveal the enthusiastic power grabs of blue state governors quite like pandemic panic, or...
STUDY: Hydroxychloroquine 100% effective but causes horrifying imaginary side effects in celebrity wives
Our President had been pushing anything that can help patients with this virus. His question of, "What do you have...
Terrible show pretends to be good for the first 3 seasons
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Robert Mueller heads up ‘Coronagate,’ starts investigating himself and jello
Robert Mueller is and was a total embarrassment to the Democrats and himself. Surrounding himself with rabid Anti-Trumpers, his testimony...
Democrats scramble to add COVID-19 deaths to voter rolls
The Democratic National Committee is scrambling to add the tens of thousands of COVID-19 dead to their voter registration rolls....
TRENDING: Sexy hazmat suits for that COVID-19 beach bod
Many sexy womenz across the country are suffering from the stay-at-home coronavirus orders, unable to show off their beach bods...
Virologists discover COVID-19 lockdowns attack the economy with a 100% mortality rate
COVID-19 Virologists around the country are pushing for a cure. A silver bullet. But are they looking in the right...
Michigan police cram people into cattle cars for defying social distancing order
Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer has expanded the stay-at-home order she gave during the coronavirus crackdown. Now Michigan residents who defy...
