Someone from the “Hate Has No Home Here” crowd just tried to kill another person again 
BREAKING: People who have been calling for violence targeting Trump for 10 years ‘shocked’ of all the violence targeting Trump 
Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg Files Charges Against Trump for Surviving Another Assassination Attempt 
US facing ‘massive shortage’ of conspiracy theories as all of them have come true 
Stephen Colbert becomes neo-Nazi to garner funds from Southern Poverty Law Center 
BREAKING: Kamala Harris will announce her VP pick this week
The Democratic pick for the next president of the United States, Kamala Harris, will announce her pick for vice president...
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Lori Lightfoot reminds Chicagoans that living people can vote too
CHICAGO--Dressed in her favorite Halloween costume, Beetlejuice, Mayor Lori Lightfoot made a special announcement today to remind Chicagoans that living...
Amy Coney Barrett makes cover of Jurist Magazine Swimsuit Edition
Jurist magazine 'puts out' their inaugural, ground breaking, first ever 'Swimsuit Edition'. Editor, I. B. Foreman explains, “Judges have always...
Biden touts abortion as ‘mostly peaceful’
SCRANTON, PA—Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden defended abortion and its largest US provider Planned Parenthood as "mostly not murder" in...
Taylor Swift announces another bad decision about men
Taylor Swift, the singer who has made a fortune singing about the bad decisions she's made about men, has announce...
BREAKING: Pence’s excellent debate responses fed by covert drone fly
SALT LAKE CITY--Vice President Mike Pence's excellent debate responses were fed to him by a covert drone fly that was...
Hillary: ‘Russiagate was Putin’s idea. I don’t see what the big deal is’
CHAPPAQUA, NY--This morning Hillary Clinton explained her part in the bombshell reveal concerning the idea of Russiagate. “Well, I don't...
Biden campaign launches Black Women Stock Shelves for Joe contest!
The Harris and sometimes Biden campaign has announced a contest in order to counter the #Blexit movement. The contest will...
LeBron James sets all-time NBA record for virtue signaling
LOS ANGELES--LeBron “King” James set a new NBA record last night, specifically a quadruple double. You read that right, in...
Pelosi calls for a national day of mourning after Trump recovers from COVID
US--Liberals across the country are donning black and weeping uncontrollably since President Donald Trump was released from the hospital after...
