BREAKING: Trump responds to Comey’s ‘8647’ post with ‘FAFO’ post 
BREAKING: New York City Replaces Statue of Liberty with Provocative ‘Statue of Black Karen’ 
Doctors Relieved Biden’s Prostate Nodule Was Just CNN’s Jake Tapper 
Local leftist peels off ‘All Refugees Welcome’ bumper sticker after finding out that some refugees are white 
Buc-ee’s opens first store in Vatican City minutes after cardinals elect first American pope 
Blue state governors promise to briefly release citizens from lockdown on 4th of July for good behavior
Nothing lets the veil slip to reveal the enthusiastic power grabs of blue state governors quite like pandemic panic, or...
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STUDY: Hydroxychloroquine 100% effective but causes horrifying imaginary side effects in celebrity wives
Our President had been pushing anything that can help patients with this virus. His question of, "What do you have...
Terrible show pretends to be good for the first 3 seasons
U.S. – Local quarantined couple John and Lynn Flenderson are exploring legal options this week after what they claim was...
Robert Mueller heads up ‘Coronagate,’ starts investigating himself and jello
Robert Mueller is and was a total embarrassment to the Democrats and himself. Surrounding himself with rabid Anti-Trumpers, his testimony...
Democrats scramble to add COVID-19 deaths to voter rolls
The Democratic National Committee is scrambling to add the tens of thousands of COVID-19 dead to their voter registration rolls....
TRENDING: Sexy hazmat suits for that COVID-19 beach bod
Many sexy womenz across the country are suffering from the stay-at-home coronavirus orders, unable to show off their beach bods...
Virologists discover COVID-19 lockdowns attack the economy with a 100% mortality rate
COVID-19 Virologists around the country are pushing for a cure. A silver bullet. But are they looking in the right...
Michigan police cram people into cattle cars for defying social distancing order
Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer has expanded the stay-at-home order she gave during the coronavirus crackdown. Now Michigan residents who defy...
BREAKING: Fauci saw his shadow so there will be 6 more weeks of quarantine
No one can question the veracity of the predictions from the US health experts like Dr. Tony Fauci, because science....
New York City adds all 9/11 victims to COVID-19 death count
New York City has made a devastating revision to its already massive coronavirus death toll. On Tuesday, the city's health...
