Jaguar introduces new car to match its new ad campaign 
BREAKING: I was raped by whoever Trump selects for one of his cabinet positions 
BREAKING: Elon Musk buys MSNBC to constantly air video of Alex Jones giving Morning Joe and Mika noogies 
CNN: Startled by Loud Noises, President Kennedy Trips and Falls in Limousine 
This Day In Mostly-Peaceful History: President Kennedy Goes Scenic Ride through Dallas 
Democrats to impeach Trump for Democrats withholding Puerto Rican disaster aid
With the attempt to impeach Trump by claiming he is unfit, using the Russian Steele Dossier, and other attempts not...
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Pentagon replaces go-to torture waterboarding with endless video of Adam Schiff speeches
The Pentagon has replaced their former go-to torture method, waterboarding, with endless video recordings of Representative Adam Schiff speeches. The...
Tulsi Gabbard placed on suicide watch after suing Hillary Clinton for defamation
The FBI and several correctional facilities including the jail where Jeffrey Epstein was killed have put US Representative Tulsi Gabbard...
BREAKING: Schiff announces he has evidence so secret that he hasn’t even made it up yet
In a troubling turn of events for the Trump legal team, US Representative Adam Schiff is making a strong case...
Pete Buttigieg arrested for stealing random people’s hamburgers
Mayor Pete's presidential campaign may be on the line after he was arrested for running around town stealing random people's...
BREAKING: Tom Steyer has announced he is still in the presidential race
Democratic presidential candidate Tom Steyer has announced that his is still in the presidential race despite a persistent struggle to...
BREAKING: 97% of climate scientists agree with the people writing their checks
A new study from the Fosterton Institute in New York confirms what many have suspected for some time: 97 percent...
Yale to offer only LGBTQ Studies courses next year to ensure diversity
In a brave and stunning new dictate from the Chancellor of Yale University, Dr. Virtu Signalton, every professor has been...
Gov Northam calls second State of Emergency to change his diaper after threatening gun rally
Virginia Governor Ralph Northam has declared a second State of Emergency in order to change his diaper after the Virginia...
Schiff: ‘Defending yourself against baseless accusations is evidence of guilt’
WASHINGTON DC—It has long been known that saying you're not racist is clear evidence that you are racist. Now US...
