Jaguar introduces new car to match its new ad campaign 
BREAKING: I was raped by whoever Trump selects for one of his cabinet positions 
BREAKING: Elon Musk buys MSNBC to constantly air video of Alex Jones giving Morning Joe and Mika noogies 
CNN: Startled by Loud Noises, President Kennedy Trips and Falls in Limousine 
This Day In Mostly-Peaceful History: President Kennedy Goes Scenic Ride through Dallas 
Pope Francis declares pathetic laser Christmas lights a mortal sin
In a bold move that will rock the foundations of Christendom, Pope Francis has declared the installation of and display...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
Dems ban red plastic Solo cups because they ‘look too much like MAGA hats’
Jerry Nadler and Chuck Schumer have introduced legislation to ban the large plastic red cups used in beer pong due...
BREAKING: Suburban protesters demanding figgy pudding and won’t go ‘until we get some’
Several suburbs across the metropolitan area have been besieged by live action role-players protesting seemingly random homes with demands of...
Dems shocked to find their lives still suck after Trump impeachment
Many Democrats are flying high today after the culmination of more than three years’ of partisan work and straw-grasping ended...
Democrats chant ‘No one is above the law!’ after giving drivers licenses to illegal aliens
Thousands in New York and New Jersey marched in a "No One Is Above the Law" march as a show...
Millions of liberals are shocked that Trump is still your president
Millions of liberals across the country awoke to terrifying news after a night of drunken celebration over impeachment: Trump is...
Pelosi threatens to withhold impeachment from Senate in exchange for incriminating her political enemy
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi is threatening to withhold the Articles of Impeachment from the Senate until she gets...
BREAKING: Amex sends fraud alert to taxpayers ‘Did you just try to charge $1.4 trillion at CONGRESS?’
American Express has sent a fraud alert to every American taxpayer asking, "did you just try to spend $1.4 trillion...
Pelosi calls for the burning of fascist book ‘How to Properly Insult A Democrat’
In a rare move of solidarity with the American Nazi Party, Democratic Socialists of America and the "Rent is too...
Disney to replace entire ‘Rise of Skywalker’ with 3 hours of Baby Yoda clips
After disappointing Last Jedi gross sales accompanied with a low average rating, Disney is hedging its bets for the last...
