Jaguar introduces new car to match its new ad campaign 
BREAKING: I was raped by whoever Trump selects for one of his cabinet positions 
BREAKING: Elon Musk buys MSNBC to constantly air video of Alex Jones giving Morning Joe and Mika noogies 
CNN: Startled by Loud Noises, President Kennedy Trips and Falls in Limousine 
This Day In Mostly-Peaceful History: President Kennedy Goes Scenic Ride through Dallas 
Breaking: Fed-up Catholic throws Billy Idol into Tiber
It all started in a Vatican prayer garden where a service was held that reached its crescendo at participants bowing...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
AOC: ‘Rich white men are the problem; that’s why I want you to vote for a rich white man for president’
No one in Congress is more woker than Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, so when she claimed that the best way to strike...
Hillary Clinton sells out tour for new book: ‘Everyone I Don’t Like is a Russian Agent’
Hillary Clinton brought the sold-out crowd to their feet as she entered the dingy underground storage room of the Sacramento...
Beto threatens to let you keep your guns and money if he doesn’t win the 2020 nomination
Robert "Beto" O'Rourke has threatened to let you keep your guns and money if he doesn't win the 2020 Democratic...
Kellogg’s new LGTB cereal comes with a personal cop to force feed the disgusting mix down your throat
Kellogg's cereal company has teamed up with GLAAD for a new disgusting mix of cereal which includes several of its...
Next Democratic debate to be replaced with MMA fight between Tulsi Gabbard and Hillary Clinton
The Democratic debates have been a lackluster auction of government handouts using other people's money. But the next one proves...
Democrats furious over Trump’s dangerous and reckless Middle East cease-fire
President Trump declared Thursday "a great day for civilization" as Vice President Mike Pence and Secretary of State Mike Pompeo...
BREAKING: Congress votes to protect Syria’s border but not the US border
In a bipartisan vote, the US House of Representatives voted to reject President Trump's removal of US troops from the...
LeBron honored on latest Chinese Yuan currency
LeBron James's week is getting better after an awful week last week. He scored a multimillion dollar endorsement with Bootlicker...
Trump declares his pronouns to be “Your Excellency/God Emperor” on Pronouns Day
Declaring one's pronouns is a way to respect not only one's self but also all the dozens of people on...
