Nation celebrates Juneteenth when the government freed slaves from the plantation and made them slaves to the state 
Walmart pulls Fried Chicken & Watermelon ‘Juneteenth’ ice cream after backlash 
WNBA installs new mid-court wrestling ring to help players pummel Caitlin Clark 
BREAKING: Iran reveals ‘historic surprise’ is actually just a nation-wide kebab festival starting today 
BREAKING: Judge Boasberg Declares War On Iran; Sends US Troops In 
Tulsi Gabbard placed on suicide watch after suing Hillary Clinton for defamation
The FBI and several correctional facilities including the jail where Jeffrey Epstein was killed have put US Representative Tulsi Gabbard...
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BREAKING: Schiff announces he has evidence so secret that he hasn’t even made it up yet
In a troubling turn of events for the Trump legal team, US Representative Adam Schiff is making a strong case...
Pete Buttigieg arrested for stealing random people’s hamburgers
Mayor Pete's presidential campaign may be on the line after he was arrested for running around town stealing random people's...
BREAKING: Tom Steyer has announced he is still in the presidential race
Democratic presidential candidate Tom Steyer has announced that his is still in the presidential race despite a persistent struggle to...
BREAKING: 97% of climate scientists agree with the people writing their checks
A new study from the Fosterton Institute in New York confirms what many have suspected for some time: 97 percent...
Yale to offer only LGBTQ Studies courses next year to ensure diversity
In a brave and stunning new dictate from the Chancellor of Yale University, Dr. Virtu Signalton, every professor has been...
Gov Northam calls second State of Emergency to change his diaper after threatening gun rally
Virginia Governor Ralph Northam has declared a second State of Emergency in order to change his diaper after the Virginia...
Schiff: ‘Defending yourself against baseless accusations is evidence of guilt’
WASHINGTON DC—It has long been known that saying you're not racist is clear evidence that you are racist. Now US...
Bernie promises to transfer all student debt to people who already paid off their student debt
Democratic socialist presidential candidate Bernie Sanders made a bold pandering effort on Monday, promising to make everyone who has paid...
At Davos, Greta Thunberg demands world leaders give her back her ‘precious’
Swedish teen climate activist Greta Thunberg delighted the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland by scolding them for doing nothing...
