Family makes annual trip to donate last year’s Chinese junk to make room for this year’s Chinese junk 
Kamala Harris unsure how to pay off campaign debt but certain about how to run the US economy 
Crenshaw dyes hair purple to win back ‘Most Revolting Person In DC’ title 
CNN: Car mostly-peacefully drives itself into Magdeburg Christmas market 
‘Climate change is the single greatest threat to humanity’ says the guy who’s trying to start a global thermonuclear war 
San Francisco to recycle evil plastic straws into free drug needles for residents
San Francisco Mayor London Breed praised the San Francisco police department after a successful raid in which they confiscated thousands...
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BREAKING: ‘Some people did something to some worshippers’
Doubling down on her ridiculous non-statement about the 9/11 terror attacks, Representative Ilhan Omar said of the Sri Lanka terror...
There are now officially more Democrats running for president than there are people in the world
With two more Democrats putting their hat in the ring for the 2020 presidential nomination, researchers have determined that there...
Elizabeth Warren bribes voters with free college for utterly worthless degrees
Elizabeth Warren has raised the stakes of the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination process. After Yang has suggested a Universal Basic...
‘Religion of Peace’ parade cancelled due to violence among participants
A parade to celebrate the "Religion of Peace" following several bombings by militant Muslim factions on Easter Sunday was cancelled...
Charlize Theron: ‘My child was a boy until age 3 when he said I’m a T-Rex’
Charlize Theron is the perfect mother, treating her children exactly as they want to be treated when they're three years...
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez quits socialism, says it’s a health risk
Citing the unmitigated disaster of socialism through the years, including over 100 million dead through socialist regimes' democide and recent...
Rad Trad refuses to wash his feet to protest Vatican II
In a radical move to challenge the "Spirit of Vatican II" a self-proclaimed "Rad Trad" has decided to avoid washing...
Trump supporters beaten, kicked out of Coexist rally
A Coexist rally meant to bring people together from all walks of life kicked off this week with a brutal...
Buy Bernie’s new book ‘How to Get Filthy Rich Fighting Income Inequality’
Democratic Socialist Bernie Sanders is on a roll. After making a name for himself decrying capitalism and fighting the super-rich,...
