AOC Asks How 9/11 Victims ‘Died in Alphabetical Order’ During Memorial Reading 
Yes, Black Lives Matter… Unless They Disagree with Liberals 
9/11 Drone Show to Recreate Perfectly Intact Hijacker Passport Escaping Fiery Inferno 
NCAA Rules Michigan May Keep Playing Until They Win 
Local Wife Poised to Win Husband’s Fantasy Football League Again After Making Zero Moves All Season 
Dwayne Wade proud to let his 12-year-old ‘live out his truth’ as a Pterodactyl
Retired NBA star Dwayne Wade remembers exactly what his 12-year-old son said when he came out as transpecies. "We was...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
Bernie assures public that his ‘re-education camps’ will be tuition-free
WASHINGTON, DC—In the wake of devastating footage from Project Veritas, showing Bernie Sanders campaign workers accidentally revealing Bernie Sanders’ plan to convert...
New Hampshire celebrates socialist Bernie’s primary victory with a parade and a famine
Though the final vote might have been closer than he liked, democratic socialist Bernie Sanders is the projected winner of...
Iran employs long-range Lockheed Martin Gaydar as Buttigieg climbs in the polls
Everyone is well aware of the murderous Islamic thugs who identify, torture and eventually kill gay and lesbian people living...
Nation’s brooms glad to finally be recognized for their other talents
BALTIMORE MD—Broom Union Representatives from the Maryland Broom Company are marking yesterday as a historic day for the broom community....
Clintons launch new furniture store: ILKEEYA
Since Hillary Clinton's loss, the Clinton foundation has been burning through cash without very many new donors. A new income...
GRAPHIC VIDEO: Biden completely ingests Pete Buttigieg
Viewers are warned: this is a graphic video. A video leaked online shows presidential candidate Joe Biden completely ingesting fellow...
Biden gets huge turnout in New Hampshire by showing Trump rally on big screen
The New Hampshire rally for Joe Biden's presidential campaign got a huge turnout when they decided to show the nearby...
Michael Bloomberg to start growth hormone treatments
It's true. Michael Bloomberg is surging, however, not in height. X-rays of his growth plates find they fused 107 years...
Buttegieg snubbed by gay community for not being gay enough
Mayor Pete is on a roll. Well, not really a roll but looks like he won the first Democrat primary...
