Talarico Polling Near 100 Percent Among Texas Lizard People 
Biblical Scholars Now Conclude Eve Answered “Not to My Knowledge” When Asked About the Fruit 
Ilhan Omar Comes Out of Hiding for an Appearance on Jerry Springer 
AOC: ‘These poor pumpkins have been drained of their spice by illegal poachers; this needs to stop!’ 
SURPRISE: Obama Defends Foreign-Born Politician Who Ran Under Another Name After Marriage Questions 
Bernie to outfit campaign managers and volunteers in designer Brown Shirts
Countless Millennials and GenXers are signing up as volunteers for the Bernie Sanders campaign. Many are wearing Bernie Bro tee...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
Hero priest saves defenseless cherub from heinous celestial trafficking ring
An administrator of sacraments by day, and an undercover agent at night, Father Nick Spencer wears a lot of hats....
Steven Spielberg’s launches new book ‘Advanced Parenting’ as daughter becomes a prostitute
Steven Spielberg is one of the most talented producers and directors in America today. His body of work is massive...
BREAKING: Trump declares State of Emergency due to outbreak of deadly bernievirus
President Trump has declared a national State of Emergency after the Super Tuesday election as the country embraces what could...
Biden confident he can win ‘after taking South Korean primary’
Democratic presidential hopeful Joe Biden is confident he can take the nomination and beat Donald Trump after, "an impressive win...
Mayor Pete takes job as San Francisco Pooper Scooper after failed presidential bid
GT political reporter, I. M Sickadisalredi, has been following Mayor Pete since the beginning of Election 2020. Although only reaching...
BREAKING: AOC discovers innovative new method of preventing coronavirus
Democratic socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is known for thinking outside the box (usually under the box and way under the box)....
Voters split about whether they want breadlines and gulags in America just yet
GOSHEN, IN – With Bernie Sanders cleaning up in the democratic primaries, voters around the country are split about whether...
Biden’s gaffes and brain freeze now explained by cryopreservation
It seems every single day Joe Biden is on the campaign trail, a dozen or so gaffes make their way...
Obama abruptly quits taking credit for the economy after stock market plunge
After a month-long feud with President Trump about who should receive credit for the booming economy, former President Barack Obama...
