California Vows To Keep Counting Votes Until Pratt & Hilton Are Eliminated 
California reports that they could know who won the governor primary by sometime early 2028 
Talarico: ‘Preborn Babies Are Like Tapeworms and Have No Rights Unless They’re Trans, In Which Case, They Deserve to Live’ 
All Things Considered…Problematic: The Quiet Violence of Coffee 
Statue of Obama Performing an Abortion on Lady Liberty Unveiled at the Obama Presidential Library 
Kellogg’s new LGTB cereal comes with a personal cop to force feed the disgusting mix down your throat
Kellogg's cereal company has teamed up with GLAAD for a new disgusting mix of cereal which includes several of its...
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Next Democratic debate to be replaced with MMA fight between Tulsi Gabbard and Hillary Clinton
The Democratic debates have been a lackluster auction of government handouts using other people's money. But the next one proves...
Democrats furious over Trump’s dangerous and reckless Middle East cease-fire
President Trump declared Thursday "a great day for civilization" as Vice President Mike Pence and Secretary of State Mike Pompeo...
BREAKING: Congress votes to protect Syria’s border but not the US border
In a bipartisan vote, the US House of Representatives voted to reject President Trump's removal of US troops from the...
LeBron honored on latest Chinese Yuan currency
LeBron James's week is getting better after an awful week last week. He scored a multimillion dollar endorsement with Bootlicker...
Trump declares his pronouns to be “Your Excellency/God Emperor” on Pronouns Day
Declaring one's pronouns is a way to respect not only one's self but also all the dozens of people on...
AOC: ‘If Trump sanctions Turkey it could ruin Thanksgiving’
US Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has spoken out about President Trump's Turkey-Syria policy. She said, "If Trump sanctions Turkey in retaliation...
EXCLUSIVE: Excerpts from Stormy Daniels’s new book ‘Under the Weather’
Stormy Daniels has a explosive forthcoming book ‘Under the Weather: My Life with Mr. Ed and Our Secret Love Child Alexandria...
Dem Debate: Racist CNN let candidates speak in proportion to how white they are
White supremacists have gained control of CNN. In the latest Democratic debate, racist operatives at the cable news network let...
LeBron James releases new cereal for China protests called “Bootlicker-O’s”
Well this is stunning and brave. LeBron James, the best basketball player in the known universe, released a commemorative cereal...
