Talarico Polling Near 100 Percent Among Texas Lizard People
Biblical Scholars Now Conclude Eve Answered “Not to My Knowledge” When Asked About the Fruit
Ilhan Omar Comes Out of Hiding for an Appearance on Jerry Springer
AOC: ‘These poor pumpkins have been drained of their spice by illegal poachers; this needs to stop!’
SURPRISE: Obama Defends Foreign-Born Politician Who Ran Under Another Name After Marriage Questions
SEATTLE–Leading Democrats have unveiled a groundbreaking defense of their latest grassroots initiative: painting swastikas on public buildings and setting fire...
WASHINGTON, DC—The Department of Education announced Monday that it has somehow ended up with more employees after attempting to fire...
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky announced Tuesday that he plans to read Donald Trump’s 1987 business manifesto, The Art of the...
In a shocking turn of events that sent ripples through the half a dozen dedicated WNBA fans, star player Angel...
US—The Democratic Party has rolled out its latest messaging masterpiece: the “Peace Is War” campaign, a daring rebrand of their...
Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) expressed outrage today over a disturbing trend in Germany, where terrorists have been using gas-guzzling, fossil-fuel-powered...
Germany is reeling from yet another wave of rogue automobiles careening into pedestrians, leaving a trail of chaos, crumpled fenders,...
WASHINGTON, DC—Attorney General Pam Bondi, fresh off a Florida tan and a cabinet promotion, has reassured an impatient American public...
In a dazzling pivot from trench warfare to twirling waltzes, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has unveiled his latest strategy to...
Washington, D.C. – In a bizarre turn of events during a high-stakes diplomatic meeting, President Donald Trump reportedly sent Ukrainian...
