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Local men dominate International Women’s Day celebration 
Sources say that Iran has elected Barack Obama as the new Supreme Leader 
BREAKING: Iran Releases ‘Irrefutable Evidence’ They Downed US ‘Superweapon’ 
Congress pauses demanding release of Epstein files in order to block release of congressional sex abuse files 
I’d rather have a thermonuclear world war with Biden than world peace under Trump
It has been scientifically proven that a massive nuclear holocaust under the best president ever, President Biden, would be better...
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BREAKING: As a result of Iran’s direct attack on Israel Biden sends another $10 billion to Iran
WASHINGTON, DC—President Barack Obama Joe Biden has once again surprised the world with his unwavering generosity towards Iran. In response...
BREAKING: Eyewitnesses report that the Ghost of Kyiv has entered Iraqi airspace
BAGHDAD—Eyewitnesses have reported that the elusive and mysterious Ghost of Kyiv has entered Iranian airspace, taking on the Iranian air...
BREAKING: OJ Simpson led police on a low speed chase in extended cab white Bronco hearse to funeral
LOS ANGELES—OJ Simpson, the infamous former football star, led police on a slow and low speed chase on the 410...
Gavin Newsom threatens to blot out the sun again if we don’t sacrifice a million babies to climate goddess Greta Thunberg this year
SACRAMENTO—California Governor Gavin Newsom has issued an ultimatum to the world: sacrifice 1 million babies to climate goddess Greta Thunberg...
RIP Karine “Wanda” Jean-Pierre
In loving memory of Karine Jean-Pierre, also known as "Wanda', the dynamic and unforgettable actress who stole our hearts on...
BREAKING: Don Lemon marries notorious terrorist and ‘biggest threat to America’
NEW YORK CITY—Former CNN anchor Don Lemon has announced his marriage to notorious terrorist and "biggest threat to America," Tim...
BREAKING: NY earthquake caused by Deep State nuke attack on Trump’s National Golf Club
BEDMINSTER, NEW JERSEY - In ongoing efforts to bankrupt former President and candidate Donald Trump, deep state operatives set off...
MTG: NYC earthquake caused by Jewish Space Lasers in retaliation for pro-Palestine protests
WASHINGTON, DC—Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) has claimed that the recent earthquake that struck New York City was caused by...