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BREAKING: Elon Musk buys MSNBC to constantly air video of Alex Jones giving Morning Joe and Mika noogies 
CNN: Startled by Loud Noises, President Kennedy Trips and Falls in Limousine 
This Day In Mostly-Peaceful History: President Kennedy Goes Scenic Ride through Dallas 
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In a difficult economy, people are looking to boost their tax return and get as much money back as they...
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BREAKING: Leaking documents is bad again
(CNN) In a stunning reversal of opinion, politicians and media figures are now decrying the practice of leaking documents, after...
BREAKING: Biden vows to punish whoever released illegal leaks all over the White House
In a statement released today, the Biden administration has vowed to find and punish whoever is responsible for repeatedly releasing...
Here Are All the Crimes Donald Trump is Being Indicted For
UNITED STATES—Following his indictment, former President Trump has pleaded not guilty to 34 felony counts in New York. Curious as...
BREAKING: Insurrection is okay again
(CNN) NASHVILLE—More than a 1,000 mostly peaceful protestors rallied around Tennessee’s state Capitol on March 30 calling for more restrictive...
Biden orders all creepy Easter Bunnies to be replaced with himself
WASHINGTON, DC—During the chaos caused by Farrakhan supporter Noah Green at the US Capitol last year, Joe Biden’s handlers lost...
BREAKING: Budweiser changes slogan from ‘King of Beers’ to ‘Drag Queen of Beers’
ST. LOUIS—Budweiser has doubled down on its support of the transgender community by announcing that it is changing its long-standing...
BREAKING: Bud Light now made from 100% organic trans women’s piss
ST LOUIS—In a stunning move, Bud Light has announced that it will now be made from 100% organic trans women's...
How to Make a Title Loan Work For You
A title loan might be a good choice if you need money right now. Nevertheless, if you can't pay back...
Sneaky Ways to Use a Computer to Begin Educating Your Child
As parents, we're always looking for ways to make learning enjoyable and engaging for our children. With today's rapidly changing...
