BREAKING: Sen Van Hollen claims it’s ‘disgusting’ that Kilmar Garcia can’t be home in Maryland to beat his wife on Easter like he used to 
AOC vows to torch her Tesla made by that ‘stupid billionaire’ as soon as she figures out how those magic firesticks work 
Catholic Nuns Cure ADHD With Simple Life Hack 
Local liberal agonizes over which cold-blooded murderer to support today 
Scientists now say that burning Teslas to the ground is better for the environment than not doing so 
BREAKING: Biden outlaws reading the Declaration of Independence on 4th of July
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has issued an executive order outlawing the reading of the Declaration of Independence on the 4th...
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Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Criticizes Judge Judy For Decision In Affirmative Action Case
The Supreme Court’s decision on affirmative action has sent Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez into a rage, blasting the justices for “upholding...
Where to Find a Copy of Your Credit Report
The task of finding a copy of your credit report may seem daunting, especially if it's your first time. But...
Macron caught fiddling as Paris burns to the ground
PARIS—French President Emmanuel Macron was caught playing his fiddle as reports came in that the entire city of Paris was...
BREAKING: Democrat Lawmakers Discover It’s Their Job To Pass Laws
Last week the Supreme Court invalidated President Joe Biden’s student loan debt relief plan. The Court struck down the proposal...
Joe Biden Reassures Voters: “I Took An IQ Test, And My Results Came Back Positive”
Many Democrat voters have expressed their concerns over President Biden’s cognitive abilities and his mental capacity to run for a...
Democrats dust off their ‘End Racism’ signs and add a few letters
In a stunning display of irony, Democrats have unveiled their latest strategy to end racism: encouraging racism. In what can...
BREAKING: Ukraine becomes fascist dictatorship in order to save democracy
In a stunning turn of events, Ukraine has taken an unexpected approach to preserve democracy: by transforming itself into a...
BREAKING: Hateful DeSantis bans classic children’s books ‘Whore & Peace’ ‘Charlotte’s Web Cam’ and ‘Moby’s Dick’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPDORsMe00k TALLAHASSEE—In a shocking move that has left literary enthusiasts scratching their heads, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has announced a...
BREAKING: Biden bails out faltering Disney with $1 billion contract to make LGBTQ propaganda films
VISTA DEL MAL, CA—Disney has struggled recently, shedding almost half of its stock value and hundreds of millions of dollars...
