BREAKING: Ben and Jerry’s “Peach-Mint” recalled after attempting to suicide over 63 million people
Genesius Times food critic, Buffet Bill Scaletopper, has been given another exclusive, revealing Ben and Jerry's newest and most disgusting...
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Adam Schiff nominated for Oscar for Best Original Screenplay in a Fictional Impeachment
Genesius Times Entertaintent reporters have just learned that Adam Schiff, despite considerable competition in this category, has been nominated for...
Roberts won’t let Paul say the name of the whistleblower that no one knows the name of
During the impeachment trial, Chief Justice John Roberts prevented Senator Rand Paul from saying a name because it was the...
Democrats to impeach Trump for Democrats withholding Puerto Rican disaster aid
With the attempt to impeach Trump by claiming he is unfit, using the Russian Steele Dossier, and other attempts not...
Pentagon replaces go-to torture waterboarding with endless video of Adam Schiff speeches
The Pentagon has replaced their former go-to torture method, waterboarding, with endless video recordings of Representative Adam Schiff speeches. The...
BREAKING: Schiff announces he has evidence so secret that he hasn’t even made it up yet
In a troubling turn of events for the Trump legal team, US Representative Adam Schiff is making a strong case...
Schiff: ‘Defending yourself against baseless accusations is evidence of guilt’
WASHINGTON DC—It has long been known that saying you're not racist is clear evidence that you are racist. Now US...
Democrats align with with Iraqi Baath party in last ditch effort against Trump
The Iraqi Baath Party has just announced the Democrat Party of America along with the 'failing New York Times' will...
Democrats deliver Trump’s re-election papers to the Senate
After weeks of rhetorical fire and fury, a handful of U.S. House members walked quietly across a hushed Capitol on...
BREAKING: Soleimani was killed by copy of massive 2,313-page omnibus spending bill, not drone strike
The attack on Traveling Poet and Iranian General Solemani was not a traditional “missile attack” according to a new dossier...
