BREAKING: Hillary Clinton accuses Simone Biles of colluding with the Russians in Olympic bow-out
TOKYO—Following her inspiring and history-making withdrawal from the Olympic gymnastics final, Simone Biles was shocked to learn former Secretary of...
Adam Schiff
Dems say we can’t investigate election fraud because ‘we’ve run out of investigations’
US—After years of investigations into the Trump administration, Democrats now say that there can’t be any more investigations because, "we have...
2024 GOP presidential candidate already identified as a racist, homophobic monster
WASHINGTON, D.C.- With only four years to go until the 2024 Presidential election, Democratic officials are already campaigning against the...
BREAKING: Schiff has evidence that Trump sold influence to Ukraine through crack-addict son Hunter
WASHINGTON, DC—US Representative Adam Schiff (D-CA) and other democrats have announced that they have evidence that President Trump sold influence to the...
BREAKING: Trump sold influence to Ukraine through crack-addict son
WASHINGTON, DC—US Representative Adam Schiff (D-CA) and other democrats have announced that they have evidence that President Trump sold influence...
Adam Schiff: ‘I have proof Donald Trump is the son of Hitler’
WASHINGTON DC—Congressman Adam Schiff (CA-28) claims he has evidence that U.S. President Donald Trump is the biological son of the...
Robert Mueller heads up ‘Coronagate,’ starts investigating himself and jello
Robert Mueller is and was a total embarrassment to the Democrats and himself. Surrounding himself with rabid Anti-Trumpers, his testimony...
Schiff launches probe into why Trump was dealing with his previous probe instead of COVID-19
In an effort to make everything about him, House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff is working to launch a new...
Adam Schiff wins Oscar for Best Original Screenplay in a Fictional Impeachment
Genesius Times Entertaintent reporters have just learned that Adam Schiff, despite considerable competition in this category, has won the Best...
BREAKING: Ben and Jerry’s “Peach-Mint” recalled after attempting to suicide over 63 million people
Genesius Times food critic, Buffet Bill Scaletopper, has been given another exclusive, revealing Ben and Jerry's newest and most disgusting...
