Ocasio-Cortez recommends money laundering to fight coronavirus
Visionary intellectual and United States Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York has has issued a statement defending money laundering to...
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BREAKING: AOC discovers innovative new method of preventing coronavirus
Democratic socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is known for thinking outside the box (usually under the box and way under the box)....
AOC: ‘If socialism doesn’t work, how did Bernie become a millionaire as a socialist?’
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is known for her brilliant economic insight such as promoting socialism and the prohibition of cow farts. She...
AOC: ‘These poor animals can’t fly because heartless people keep eating their wings’
Freshman congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) is launching a new campaign to save the buffalo from having their wings harvested for...
Love is in the air: Bernie campaign releases line of democratic socialist Valentines
The creative art director at the Bernie Sanders presidential campaign staff has been working like an unpaid Democratic staffer in...
AOC absolutely destroys lawmakers: ‘It’s a physical impossibility to be in a pickle’
US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) absolutely destroyed lawmakers yesterday who thought people could actually, "be in a pickle." "This whole...
Babylon Bee retracts article making fun of people who make fun of AOC: ‘actually she really is that stupid’
The satire website The Babylon Bee has been forced to retract an article that makes fun of people who make...
AOC celebrates impeachment results: ‘Trump quitted!’
Minutes after US senators voted to acquit President Trump of the charges brought against him last year, many prominent Democrats...
AOC ensures migrants receive fresh water and nutritious bat soup upon entering US
Disgusted by the conditions of undocumented migrants entering the country, US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) is working to ensure travelers...
AOC recommends people drink Dos Equis to avoid contracting coronavirus
Since the deadly coronavirus has been ravaging parts of China and making its way to the United States, US Representative...
