Ocasio-Cortez’ Green New Deal requires everyone hold their breath 4 hours a day
New York Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who recently announce the world is going to end in 12 years if we don't...
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Democrats endure 4th circle of Hell as Trump spouts basic, undeniable truths in SOTU
For hours, congressional Democrats wore frowny faces and tortured scowls as they listened to President Donald Trump promote horrific things...
Wealthy legislator proposes 100% tax on everyone who is richer than he is
The first-ever living turd elected to Congress, Chet, has proposed a new tax on the highest income earners. According to...
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez campaigns with Dr. Evil for $1 million minimum wage
After many municipalities have mandated employers pay a minimum wage of $15 an hour, others are campaigning for higher minimum...
Ocasio-Cortez done trying to sell socialism; skipping to genocide and starvation stages
According to Marxist philosophy, there are several stages of socialism. The first is the argumentation stage and establishing the moral...
Ocasio-Cortez promises free healthcare in Gulag for her political enemies
She hasn't even been sworn into office and the youngest-elected congressperson ever is making major promises. Over the weekend Ocasio-Cortez...
Ocasio-Cortez says Tide pod challenge can work if it’s a ‘democratic’ Tide pod challenge
Facing mounting criticism on her position about the dangerous Tide pod challenge, newly-elected Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is doubling down. "The...
Ocasio-Cortez agrees to wear glasses to prove she’s intelligent
"Everyone who wears glasses is smart," Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said in an interview, "so these are proof that I know my...
Ocasio-Cortez DNA results show she’s 1/1024th Muppet
While no one has doubted congresswoman elect Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's minority status, there has been plenty of doubt about her heritage...
Ocasio-Cortez announces bill to make electoral college tuition-free
The new face of the Democrat party and the youngest person ever elected to the House of Representatives, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez,...
