BREAKING: Walls aren’t racist anymore
WASHINGTON, DC—In a groundbreaking shift in policy and rhetoric, President* Joe Biden announced today that walls, once seen as divisive...
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BREAKING: Eric Johnson becomes first black white supremacist mayor by switching to GOP
DALLAS—In an era where political labels can be as changeable as the weather, the world of media and politics collided...
CNN: It’s illegal to view Hunter Biden committing felonies
(CNN) It has been discovered that the act of witnessing Hunter Biden committing felonies is now deemed illegal. As if...
BREAKING: CNN to air constant reruns of Trump townhall to boost ratings
ATLANTA—In a desperate attempt to boost their ratings, CNN has announced that they will be foregoing all other programming and...
BREAKING: Elon Musk to buy Congress to release all January 6 footage
Following the shocking reveal of previously unseen January 6 footage on Tucker Carlson, many are questioning why we having seen...
CNN: It’s ILLEGAL to watch Jan 6 video footage that proves the Jan 6 Committee lied
(CNN) Brave anchor Don Lemon made it very clear that it is ILLEGAL to watch the new footage of the...
BREAKING: CNN releases pics of police officers charged with Tyre Nichols beating
(CNN) The pictures of the five police officers charged with beating Memphis resident Tyre Nichols—an unarmed black man—have been released....
BREAKING: Damar Hamlin spotted on the front lines in Ukraine
What an amazing comeback. Damar Hamlin suffered a mysterious cardiac arrest on Monday Night Football two weeks ago and NFL...
CNN: SUV found guilty on all accounts in mostly peaceful Waukesha parade accident
WAUKESHA, WI—A Wisconsin SUV accused of driving through a crowd at the 2021 Waukesha Christmas parade was found guilty Wednesday....
BREAKING: Biden promises to help those hit by Hurricane Ian by giving $13 billion more to Ukraine
WASHINGTON, DC—After Historic Hurricane Ian devastated the West coast of Florida, President* Joe Biden said that he will do everything...
