BREAKING: Brave protesters leave their homes to tell others to not leave their homes
Brave protesters from around the country have left their homes to tell others to not leave their homes during the...
coronavirus
Democratic governors warn that lockdown could last until ‘we get a Democratic president’
COVID-19 cases, hospitalizations, and deaths are all way down. Data are coming in from all across the country that show...
POLL: How worried are you about coronavirus now?
With the ever-changing landscape of COVID-19, we at Genesius Times would like to keep our finger on the pulse of...
Thousands of brave progressives drink bleach in order to prove Trump wrong on something he didn’t say
Thousands of brave progressives across the country have been hospitalized after drinking bleach to prove President Donald Trump wrong on...
CDC: ‘Coronavirus won’t last much longer because it was made in China’
An new report by the CDC promises that the novel coronavirus/COVID-19 won't last much longer, "because it was made in...
De Blasio turns quarantine snitch app into dating service after it’s flooded with penis pics
As the great Rahm Emanuel was known to say, "never let a good crisis go to waste" and Mayor Bill...
Woman with ‘My Body My Choice’ shirt screams at people choosing to be outside during lockdown
A woman with a "My Body My Choice" shirt has been stationed at a local park screaming at selfish people...
BREAKING: Police foil plot by syndicate of bioterrorist mama bears to kill millions by playing in park with kids
Brave Meridian, Idaho police foiled a horrific plot of several local mama bears to kill millions of people by playing...
Gov Whitmer changes name to ‘Karen’, wants to speak to the manager of coronavirus about rude protesters
It's getting real in Michigan. In a bold move to counter lockdown protests, Governor Gretchen Whitmer has changed her name...
CDC: Americans should prepare for a second wave of inflated COVID death statistics
Even before the first phase of scary sensationalism about the COVID-19 pandemic has run its course, scientists are warning about the...
