The Pony Express endorses Joe Biden
WASHINGTON--During an online interview from his basement, presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden said, "I will do everything in my...
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People very eager to get multiple shots of new Russian COVID vaccine
MOSCOW—Russia plans to approve the world’s first COVID-19 vaccine in under two weeks – despite concerns about its safety and...
Nation’s nurses worried they’ll have nothing to do if TikTok is banned
Nurses across the country and even across the world have spoken out against the horrifying prospect of President Trump banning...
COVID-19 down in Sweden thanks to invisible face masks
STOCKHOLM—The nation of Sweden has embarked on a very different response to the COVID-19 pandemic. Many other nations have taken...
BREAKING: Trump sends parents of toddlers in to negotiate with Portland protesters
PORTLAND—President Donald Trump has had enough of the Portland protesters, making loud noises and destroying stuff. He is sending in...
Mayor Lightfoot takes full responsibility for blaming others for Chicago’s problems
CHICAGO—Mayor Lori Lightfoot minced no words as she took full responsibility for blaming other people for Chicago's problems. After her...
CNN apologizes for upcoming ‘technical difficulties’ whenever Biden speaks
ATLANTA—CNN has already purchased dozens of new cameras and TV equipment from the Chinese Communist Party in anticipation of the...
Having not found 5 righteous people in Chicago, Trump orders a surge of fire and brimstone
President Donald Trump, having not found even 5 righteous people in the city of Chicago, announced plans Wednesday to send...
Vegas releases odds for Ghislaine Maxwell being suicided next week
LAS VEGAS--Oddsmakers are having trouble finding people to bet that Jeffrey Epstein's CIA and sex trafficking associate Ghislaine Maxwell will...
MLB replaces racist white baseballs with orange Trump bobble head balls
Just in time for the start of the upcoming abbreviated Major League Baseball season Commissioner Rob Manfred has made the...
